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Previously on "Say good bye to fisting!"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Practice.

    And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
    All women should have c-sections. To stop them getting a baggy growler.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    I bet their farts are loud!
    Naaah they will just like ooze out

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    How is that even possible?

    Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose
    Would it be in bad taste to mention Jeremy Beadle?

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Practice.

    And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
    I bet their farts are loud!

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  • tarbera
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Practice.

    And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
    And poppers

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    How is that even possible?

    Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose
    Practice.

    And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    How is that even possible?

    Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose
    Like a welly top!

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
    anal fisting
    How is that even possible?

    Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Quite. When I was an adolescent there was no explicit porn around so I had to make do with my sister's copies of Horse and Hound magazine. Only bits and bums I could find.
    In my day, Playboy used to airbrush out genitals.

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  • xoggoth
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    in addition does this mean we are actually regressing back towards the puritanical times when everything was banned and so it was driven underground and became more depraved than before.
    Quite. When I was an adolescent there was no explicit porn around so I had to make do with my sister's copies of Horse and Hound magazine. Only bits and bums I could find.

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  • xoggoth
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    Banning violent stuff may make sense but the rest is just yet more prurient claptrap.

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    It's been illegal to own media depicting anal fisting for a long time. Lots of gay men have been convicted (in the UK) for possessing mobile phone images/videos of themselves and their partners doing such. Typically after having had their mobiles confiscated for entirely unrelated investigations.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Meanwhile in the USA 19 states inflict corporal punishment including that on girls age to 17.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRH...yer_detailpage
    WTF?!?!??

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  • Paddy
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    Meanwhile in the USA 19 states inflict corporal punishment including that on girls age to 17.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRH...yer_detailpage

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Most UK porn I've seen seems to be abysmally poor quality photos or videos of boot faced hounds.
    Well that's Brannigans for you!

    qh

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