Reply to: What is the best time to go?

[KentPhilip]

Just wondering what is the best time to go?

If it is a number one, best to wait until you have a fairly full bladder but not up to the point of it being painful. That makes best use of your time without suffering discomfort.
If a number two, go seat yourself on the toilet just incase it is diarrhoea. Make sure you take plenty of toilet paper.

[alreadypacked]

Hi there,

Just wondering what is the best time go?

As myself did it twice in the past:
1) after 4+ years at the same client, understood "time to go" and give a notice, otherwise "job for life" :-/
3) extension delayed due to a projection about to "sink" nowhere, so found another gig

What about you?

Ops, realised 2 months until the end of current gig and sounds like another extension, but another 4 years gone oh dear

You should ask for a rate rise at the start of every new contract, you may find staying in the same place for too long does not become a problem. If it does you are not asking for enough.

HTH

[GlenW]

FTFY

Not any longer it would appear, seems he is a special sockie.

[NotAllThere]

Irretrievably off topic - moved to General.

[TheFaQQer]

Did you mean that your God (has) never seen such bad English or 'My God, I've never seen such bad English'?

That post has been deleted, strangely enough.

Muphry's Law strikes again.

[cherhill]

For those of you struggling with a translation of this, it means:

"You win, I am a tit."

No it actually means anybody who posts 6,958 times and spends all his days doing so has a pretty sad and boring life.

[GlenW]

Oh crawl back under your stone you pathetic little man. You have far too much time on your hands, get a girlfriend you sad prick.

For those of you struggling with a translation of this, it means:

"You win, I am a tit."

[cherhill]

Switching grammatical person in order to illustrate a point (i.e. how thick you are) is a common construction for those not in 'whoosh' mode. I realise English isn't your first language but my God, you're thick!

I'll rewrite that for you so you can understand it.

My god your thick

Oh crawl back under your stone you pathetic little man. 6,958 posts my god you have far too much time on your hands, get a girlfriend you sad prick.

[stek]

It says my god which means my god. If I would have wanted to say your god it would say your god. Did you learn to read at school?

Switching grammatical person in order to illustrate a point (i.e. how thick you are) is a common construction for those not in 'whoosh' mode. I realise English isn't your first language but my God, you're thick!

I'll rewrite that for you so you can understand it.

my god your thick

[GlenW]

How so? Please explain.

Because that is the correct way to refer a deity in English. If you refer to gods that is okay, to one god is also correct, but to a specific god then the word must be capitalised:

All gods are ridiculous, your god is ridiculous but God is just made up.

[cherhill]

God

How so? Please explain.

[cherhill]

Did you mean that your God (has) never seen such bad English or 'My God, I've never seen such bad English'?

It says my god which means my god. If I would have wanted to say your god it would say your god. Did you learn to read at school?

[stek]

Seriously, somebody actually employs you? My god never seen such bad English

Did you mean that your God (has) never seen such bad English or 'My God, I've never seen such bad English'?

[d000hg]

God

Not necessarily.

[GlenW]

Seriously, somebody actually employs you? My god never seen such bad English

God