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Previously on "I'm good with numbers, can I move into IT?"

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    That's true for the majority of the sockie population on CUK, formulaic trolling with unimaginative personae and pathetic "verbal" affectations. Can only hope that the sockmaster comes down with smallpox or leprosy or something equally obnoxious to make him/her/it interesting.
    Inneresting
    Last edited by TestMangler; 21 November 2014, 23:45. Reason: Damn, Goatfell beat me to it...

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    That's true for the majority of the sockie population on CUK, formulaic trolling with unimaginative personae and pathetic "verbal" affectations. Can only hope that the sockmaster comes down with smallpox or leprosy or something equally obnoxious to make him/her/it interesting.

    "inneresting" surely?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    You IT lot are strange. Being mostly single does that to you I suppose?
    oh yes you have the other half of the pair of socks to keep you warm.

    Most of us are married and some have even managed it thrice.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Top darts from Cojak.

    Such a waste of a quality username. The owner should be ashamed.
    That's true for the majority of the sockie population on CUK, formulaic trolling with unimaginative personae and pathetic "verbal" affectations. Can only hope that the sockmaster comes down with smallpox or leprosy or something equally obnoxious to make him/her/it interesting.

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  • Pondlife
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    Top darts from Cojak.

    Such a waste of a quality username. The owner should be ashamed.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Nice change there, obvious sockie consigned to the bin quickly, well done Cojak.

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    What's a sockie?
    Something you put on your footie you numpty.

    How could you possibly consider yourself good with numbers when you get 5,000,000 tax assessments wrong every year?

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  • TaxInspector
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You've hung on to this sockie in silence since 2006 waiting for the right opportunity... and this was it? This was your moment of comedy gold???

    You would have been better off winding up the BN66 lot.

    I'm disappointed I tells you.
    What's a sockie?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    You IT lot are strange. Being mostly single does that to you I suppose?
    You've hung on to this sockie in silence since 2006 waiting for the right opportunity... and this was it? This was your moment of comedy gold???

    You would have been better off winding up the BN66 lot.

    I'm disappointed I tells you.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    You IT lot are strange. Being mostly single does that to you I suppose?
    We're normal you are the strange one....

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  • TaxInspector
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Sex with hens.
    You IT lot are strange. Being mostly single does that to you I suppose?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    What is hex?
    It's a curse on tax inspectors.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    What is hex?
    Sex with hens.

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  • TaxInspector
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It is in hex.
    What is hex?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by TaxInspector View Post
    Always been good with numbers, got a B at O-level maths
    I reckon I would be good at IT.
    You would make more money inventing a scheme.....

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