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Previously on "pp pick up a Penguin"

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Bah! No video on that link page. I was hoping for some nice free Penguin porn.
    If plod/CPS finds you've seen it you could be in for bother:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...eeeeeaaat.html

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  • xoggoth
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    Ah, thanks BD! Where's the tissues?

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Bah! No video on that link page. I was hoping for some nice free Penguin porn.

    PS But there is a line "This media cannot be played on your device" What device does one need to view Penguin porn?
    PPS But maybe I should post that in technical.
    I understand there is footage on the Yahoo news page.

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  • xoggoth
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    Bah! No video on that link page. I was hoping for some nice free Penguin porn.

    PS But there is a line "This media cannot be played on your device" What device does one need to view Penguin porn?
    PPS But maybe I should post that in technical.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Paid or unpaid?

    Paid before or after?

    In the sample or out?
    sample of four, you do the math!

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Paid or unpaid?

    Paid before or after?

    In the sample or out?

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  • vetran
    started a topic pp pick up a Penguin

    pp pick up a Penguin

    BBC - Earth - Seals discovered having sex with penguins

    Things are heating up in the cold climes of the sub-Antarctic. On a remote, and mostly desolate island, seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour.
    Specifically, they have been trying to have sex with penguins.
    More than one fur seal has been caught in the act, on more than one occasion.
    ouch!

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