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Previously on "Not really a boast but ..."

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  • cojak
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    He died in a pool of his own making. I just held his head down.

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  • zoco
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I was...
    Crikey! Didn't think you were the type

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  • cojak
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    I was...

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  • zoco
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    Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post
    Full body shave ... Eye brow trim...Hair dye

    Loud music

    Body paint

    Ready to leave the flat ... If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..
    So what was your endgame Nige?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Oh great. Another Dalek sockie.
    You've got the power as a mod to kill it off immediately. Not like there's any doubt.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post
    ...If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..
    Oh great. Another Dalek sockie.

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  • nigelsousa
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    But did you lay pipe?
    Full body shave ... Eye brow trim...Hair dye

    Loud music

    Body paint

    Ready to leave the flat ... If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..

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  • zoco
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    Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post
    Decided to lax out today yeah...

    Gym, shower, massage... Wax... Tan .... Haircut...Oiled down (thanks)... Cut nails.. Trimmed pubes...

    Cleaned ears ... Rinsed...

    New suit , new shoes...

    Sniffed a couple of cialis, battered a rock

    Ready...
    But did you lay pipe?

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  • minestrone
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    Choking pole baby.

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  • nigelsousa
    started a topic Not really a boast but ...

    Not really a boast but ...

    Decided to lax out today yeah...

    Gym, shower, massage... Wax... Tan .... Haircut...Oiled down (thanks)... Cut nails.. Trimmed pubes...

    Cleaned ears ... Rinsed...

    New suit , new shoes...

    Sniffed a couple of cialis, battered a rock

    Ready...

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