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Oh great. Another Dalek sockie.Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post...If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..
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Full body shave ... Eye brow trim...Hair dyeOriginally posted by zoco View PostBut did you lay pipe?
Loud music
Body paint
Ready to leave the flat ... If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..
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But did you lay pipe?Originally posted by nigelsousa View PostDecided to lax out today yeah...
Gym, shower, massage... Wax... Tan .... Haircut...Oiled down (thanks)... Cut nails.. Trimmed pubes...
Cleaned ears ... Rinsed...
New suit , new shoes...
Sniffed a couple of cialis, battered a rock
Ready...
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Not really a boast but ...
Decided to lax out today yeah...
Gym, shower, massage... Wax... Tan .... Haircut...Oiled down (thanks)... Cut nails.. Trimmed pubes...
Cleaned ears ... Rinsed...
New suit , new shoes...
Sniffed a couple of cialis, battered a rock
Ready...Tags: None
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