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9 October 2014, 20:58
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Lordy! Do the plebs still buy jap crap!?

Nah the intelligent people buy a car which suits their needs not one which satisfies their badge ego to overcome a small cock issue :-P
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BolshieBastard replied

9 October 2014, 17:57
Lordy! Do the plebs still buy jap crap!?
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Dactylion replied

9 October 2014, 16:59
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How many miles to a gallon for a hummer?

Only a total dickwad, twuntish oron would even consider a Hummer!

When are you getting it?
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malvolio replied

9 October 2014, 14:38
Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post

I have a 2.5 Diesel Nissan Murano, fully kitted and performs ok for a Large SUV, consumption could be a tad better, around 33 on motorway work. The original Murano had the same 3.5 V6 petrol engine as the 350Z and had consumption to match.

They have a new Murano coming out sometime, not sure on the ETA.

There is a new X-Trail too, which looks similar, and even the humble Qashqai has joined the look alikes.

All of which are beaten into a cocked hat by the Mazda CX-5...
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sal replied

9 October 2014, 13:01
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Top 10: Manly Cars - AskMen

How many Yards to a gallon for a hummer?

FTFY
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ZARDOZ replied

9 October 2014, 07:59
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How many gallons to a mile for a hummer?

FTFY
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MarillionFan replied

9 October 2014, 06:50
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Put the kettle on ladies.... this is a thread about big manly cars for entrepeneurs.

Top 10: Manly Cars - AskMen

How many miles to a gallon for a hummer?
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vetran replied

8 October 2014, 13:51
You will be wanting one of these.

Adult Car Bib
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vetran replied

8 October 2014, 13:43
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Didn't your insignificant other used to have one. I think it was during his "I want to be like Tony Stark" phase.

FTFY
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DimPrawn replied

8 October 2014, 13:42
Put the kettle on ladies.... this is a thread about big manly cars for entrepeneurs.
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cailin maith replied

8 October 2014, 13:38
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

The silver thing? It was like driving a really, really tulip bus, it was truly awful. And I kept hitting stuff when I tried to park...

Was it silver? - I had a black one in my head... or was that the BMW? I seem to recall your parking was tulip in the BMW too
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MaryPoppins replied

8 October 2014, 13:34
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oh bollocks Obvs they are knobbers except you!!

What happened to the tank? I quite liked that.

The silver thing? It was like driving a really, really tulip bus, it was truly awful. And I kept hitting stuff when I tried to park...
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cailin maith replied

8 October 2014, 13:31
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I've er, got an audi now...

Oh bollocks Obvs they are knobbers except you!!

What happened to the tank? I quite liked that.
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MaryPoppins replied

8 October 2014, 13:30
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

And Audi drivers.... knobbers.

I've er, got an audi now...
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cailin maith replied

8 October 2014, 13:29
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Didn't your significant other used to have one. I think it was during his "I want to be like Tony Stark" phase.

Yeah.... I soon put paid to that
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