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Give her a nice expensive present to cheer her up.
How much do you want to spend? Enough for a divorce?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View Post1st thing to say in any circumstance, is 'Love your hair! Have you had it cut?'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAnother clue to why she's been sniffing and getting the hanky out.
Lemsips !!
My theory is to do with lamb chop tikkas that I made last month. She said they could do with a bit more lemon, therefore she has a lemon deficiency, hence loads of lemsips.
next task. why is she trying to talk like a scouser with her dose bunged up
HTH
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Another clue to why she's been sniffing and getting the hanky out.
Lemsips !!
My theory is to do with lamb chop tikkas that I made last month. She said they could do with a bit more lemon, therefore she has a lemon deficiency, hence loads of lemsips.
next task. why is she trying to talk like a scouser with her dose bunged up
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I've had this twice to me. I always reckon a good seeing to fixes everything.
How long now until the 2nd divorce is done?
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Good god man. quick think! THINK!
Did you forget:
Birthday?
Anniversary?
To wash the dishes?
To take the bins out?
THINK!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDont know what I have done
but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly
it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
theat would be enough to annoy anyone
Where's your tea? Is it on the table? I think not.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDont know what I have done
but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly
it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
theat would be enough to annoy anyone
APOLOGISE immediately!!!!
Make sure it is sincere (well make it sound sincere).
It is your only hope!
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