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Previously on "Something has seriously upset Mrs EO"

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  • suityou01
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    Have the curtains dry cleaned.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Give her a nice expensive present to cheer her up.

    How much do you want to spend? Enough for a divorce?

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    1st thing to say in any circumstance, is 'Love your hair! Have you had it cut?'
    No, i think if a hair cut was happening the entire village would know about it a week in advance. So I am guessing she has come back from the barber's but EO hasnt noticed any difference.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Another clue to why she's been sniffing and getting the hanky out.
    Lemsips !!
    My theory is to do with lamb chop tikkas that I made last month. She said they could do with a bit more lemon, therefore she has a lemon deficiency, hence loads of lemsips.

    next task. why is she trying to talk like a scouser with her dose bunged up
    She gets this discharge from the nose when she changes her mind about swallowing.

    HTH

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  • northernladuk
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    She isn't like this for about a week every month is she?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post


    Good god man. quick think! THINK!

    Did you forget:

    Birthday?
    Anniversary?

    To wash the dishes?
    To take the bins out?

    THINK!
    1st thing to say in any circumstance, is 'Love your hair! Have you had it cut?'

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Another clue to why she's been sniffing and getting the hanky out.
    Lemsips !!
    My theory is to do with lamb chop tikkas that I made last month. She said they could do with a bit more lemon, therefore she has a lemon deficiency, hence loads of lemsips.

    next task. why is she trying to talk like a scouser with her dose bunged up

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Be round in a sec.
    Yes, good idea. She'll realise how good she has it with EO by comparison.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Be round in a sec.
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I've had this twice to me. I always reckon a good seeing to fixes everything.

    How long now until the 2nd divorce is done?
    Covered

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  • BrilloPad
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    I've had this twice to me. I always reckon a good seeing to fixes everything.

    How long now until the 2nd divorce is done?

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  • suityou01
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    Be round in a sec.

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Good god man. quick think! THINK!

    Did you forget:

    Birthday?
    Anniversary?

    To wash the dishes?
    To take the bins out?

    THINK!

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  • greenlake
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    Have you checked on your car lately?

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Dont know what I have done
    but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly

    it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
    theat would be enough to annoy anyone
    You know what you've done there, you've made the chain too long. How the Hell did she get out of the kitchen?

    Where's your tea? Is it on the table? I think not.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Dont know what I have done
    but the missus is mightily uspet about something. She's been walking around sniffing loudly

    it could be the bad cold she has. yes! thats it.
    theat would be enough to annoy anyone
    Oh dear....
    APOLOGISE immediately!!!!
    Make sure it is sincere (well make it sound sincere).

    It is your only hope!

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