Reply to: Staying at a Hotel when there's a Wedding going on

[darmstadt]

I was working in Helsinki and staying in a rather swank hotel and one evening when I got back to my room, reception rang up and suggested that I might like to move rooms. Apparently I was 2 floors above the ballroom and there was a wedding party that night (on a Wednesday?) which was a Russian one as St. Petersburg is just up the road. I politely declined as (a) it was a damned swish room and I had all my tulip spread over it and (b) the ballroom was 2 floors below so surely I'm not going to hear anything, wrong! At about 22:00 it started and although not loud it was fairly noticeable and continued until about 3 in the morning. I did have a look out the window to the carpark which was full of your typical Russian oligarch bling cars but I was able to nod off. The next morning I left my room and people were still wandering around and I bumped into a rather tiddley Anzhelika and Galina so not much work was done that day (which will explain why SSH has problems!)

[Sausage Surprise]

You were a bridesmaid?

The dress helped me "blend in"....

[d000hg]

Yep....done that too

You were a bridesmaid?

[Sausage Surprise]

A wedding I was at a few years ago, the bridesmaids decamped to another wedding in a different function room of the same hotel, because that one had a free bar

Yep....done that too

[d000hg]

9 times out of 10 if you book a big hotel on a saturday night you'll find there's a wedding on. Happened to me loads of times...you just join in

A wedding I was at a few years ago, the bridesmaids decamped to another wedding in a different function room of the same hotel, because that one had a free bar

[zoco]

What you complaining about?

I'd be rubbing me hands together at the thought of all the opportunities to get me cacks off with one of the bridesmaids

[BrilloPad]

Go up to the bride and say you are surprised she is getting married with all her STDs. Make em all suffer for daring to have a good time.

[woohoo]

I was being sarcastic.

Pretty boring as well. Anyway your a prime example of a dick with emoticons.

[Sausage Surprise]

9 times out of 10 if you book a big hotel on a saturday night you'll find there's a wedding on. Happened to me loads of times...you just join in

[Churchill]

I was being sarcastic.

You're a woman, you're always bloody sarcastic.

[MaryPoppins]

You're

I was being sarcastic.

[Churchill]

Your the dick.

You're

[MaryPoppins]

Are you practicing writing short stories? There are some dicks on here that will jump in and correct your spelling with a f*king stupid emoticon, but there must be better ways to learn.

Your the dick.

[MyUserName]

Helps if you have a grassy knoll.

You reckon that if the shooter has waxed too much it puts them off?

[Churchill]

we all missed Gricer, hadn't got my sights adjusted properly.

Helps if you have a grassy knoll.