Staying at a Hotel when there's a Wedding going on

[Churchill]

we all missed Gricer, hadn't got my sights adjusted properly.

Helps if you have a grassy knoll.

[MyUserName]

Helps if you have a grassy knoll.

You reckon that if the shooter has waxed too much it puts them off?

[MaryPoppins]

Are you practicing writing short stories? There are some dicks on here that will jump in and correct your spelling with a f*king stupid emoticon, but there must be better ways to learn.

Your the dick.

[Churchill]

Your the dick.

You're

[MaryPoppins]

You're

I was being sarcastic.

[Churchill]

I was being sarcastic.

You're a woman, you're always bloody sarcastic.

[Sausage Surprise]

9 times out of 10 if you book a big hotel on a saturday night you'll find there's a wedding on. Happened to me loads of times...you just join in

[woohoo]

I was being sarcastic.

Pretty boring as well. Anyway your a prime example of a dick with emoticons.

[BrilloPad]

Go up to the bride and say you are surprised she is getting married with all her STDs. Make em all suffer for daring to have a good time.

[zoco]

What you complaining about?

I'd be rubbing me hands together at the thought of all the opportunities to get me cacks off with one of the bridesmaids