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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I think that is a question for Captain Birdseye.
    He's sleeping with the fishes

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Of course they do. Where do you think fish fingers come from?
    I think that is a question for Captain Birdseye.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Of course they do. Where do you think fish fingers come from?
    Asda?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Goldfish don't have arms.
    Of course they do. Where do you think fish fingers come from?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    Yes they have, they've got tanks.
    And their tanks have shells.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Goldfish don't have arms.
    Yes they have, they've got tanks.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    That's racist!

    The goldfish will be up in arms about that one
    Goldfish don't have arms.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    No, but it's got a nasty haddock.

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  • mudskipper
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    I'm surprised they didn't try plankton bream therapy

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Thank Cod he's ok. They were cutting it fin with the surgery. Sounds like he's in a good plaice now though. The surgeon must have put his heart and sole into the op. Just hope he doesn't flounder as he recovers.
    oh don't worry he will scale new heights, don't think he is fin-ished but we could be gillty of false hope.But he Roe-se again. One needs to be careful when they buy fish especially when very young ones they may be infected as I always say its caviar emptor.

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  • DaveB
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    Thank Cod he's ok. They were cutting it fin with the surgery. Sounds like he's in a good plaice now though. The surgeon must have put his heart and sole into the op. Just hope he doesn't flounder as he recovers.

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  • mudskipper
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    It must have been a skilled sturgeon who performed that surgery.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    That's racist!

    The goldfish will be up in arms about that one
    Oh do stop carping on about it!

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    How does the owner know that the surgeon didn't just buy a new one from a pet store, and throw the old one in the bin?

    #theyalllookthesame
    That's racist!

    The goldfish will be up in arms about that one

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  • KentPhilip
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    How does the owner know that the surgeon didn't just buy a new one from a pet store, and throw the old one in the bin?

    #theyalllookthesame

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