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Of course they do. Where do you think fish fingers come from?Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
Goldfish don't have arms.
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostThat's racist!
The goldfish will be up in arms about that one
Goldfish don't have arms.
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No, but it's got a nasty haddock.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBBC News - Goldfish recovering after 'high-risk' tumour removal
I hope it doesn't affect his memory.
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oh don't worry he will scale new heights, don't think he is fin-ished but we could be gillty of false hope.But he Roe-se again. One needs to be careful when they buy fish especially when very young ones they may be infected as I always say its caviar emptor.Originally posted by DaveB View PostThank Cod he's ok. They were cutting it fin with the surgery. Sounds like he's in a good plaice now though. The surgeon must have put his heart and sole into the op. Just hope he doesn't flounder as he recovers.
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Thank Cod he's ok. They were cutting it fin with the surgery. Sounds like he's in a good plaice now though. The surgeon must have put his heart and sole into the op. Just hope he doesn't flounder as he recovers.
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It must have been a skilled sturgeon who performed that surgery.
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How does the owner know that the surgeon didn't just buy a new one from a pet store, and throw the old one in the bin?
#theyalllookthesame
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