Reply to: Neighbours from hell

[Old Greg]

Yes, they're always from London.

They sell up their 2up2down hovels in Islington and "move to the country" where they build Grand Designs style eco monstrosities and think they can lord it up over us wurzels.

Do they ride in smoke breathing horseless chariots?

[SueEllen]

Yes, they're always from London.

They sell up their 2up2down hovels in Islington and "move to the country" where they build Grand Designs style eco monstrosities and think they can lord it up over us wurzels.

I'm thinking of moving....

Does your kid neighbour like pins stuck in him?

[MaryPoppins]

I stick pins in kids to see......

Good work.

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

We have new neighbours who have moved up from London

Yes, they're always from London.

They sell up their 2up2down hovels in Islington and "move to the country" where they build Grand Designs style eco monstrosities and think they can lord it up over us wurzels.

[BrilloPad]

Going slightly off topic here, but this is a great headline: 'Mooning' millionaire's neighbour goes bananas: why did woman dump pickled onions and raw chicken on his driveway? (From Epsom Guardian)

I thought it was an odd story. Why not wait until he goes away then dump maggots, fish heads and bran though his letter box?

Young people today - they just have no idea how to be very irritating.

[Uncle Albert]

Going slightly off topic here, but this is a great headline: 'Mooning' millionaire's neighbour goes bananas: why did woman dump pickled onions and raw chicken on his driveway? (From Epsom Guardian)

[ZARDOZ]

But I am sure you are right about teaching them how to behave. Just make sure you are wearing your stab proof vest!

One bad winter should see them off

[BrilloPad]

We have new neighbours who have moved up from London. By early impressions I think we are going to have to teach them how to behave.

You always move down from London.

But I am sure you are right about teaching them how to behave. Just make sure you are wearing your stab proof vest!

[ZARDOZ]

We have new neighbours who have moved up from London. By early impressions I think we are going to have to teach them how to behave.

[SueEllen]

Where do you get your endless data from?

Christ.

I stick pins in kids to see......

[MaryPoppins]

2-4 year old boys can actually scream at a higher pitch. Though they tend to do it in offices and in supermarkets.

Where do you get your endless data from?

Christ.

[MaryPoppins]

I would just make some tulip up and go to the police.

Does seem to be a skill of his.

[SueEllen]

Ah, just found out the little brats go to a Steiner School. I think they are left to their own devices there and do pretty much what they want to.

Explains it all really
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So you and the rest of the neighbours are going to have to discipline the kids for the sake of your healths without recourse to their parents.

[Old Greg]

Ah, just found out the little brats go to a Steiner School. I think they are left to their own devices there and do pretty much what they want to.

Explains it all really

Though I may be doing Steiner Schools a disservice as I don't really know that much about them.

Explains it all really

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Ah, just found out the little brats go to a Steiner School. I think they are left to their own devices there and do pretty much what they want to.

Explains it all really

Though I may be doing Steiner Schools a disservice as I don't really know that much about them. I just think Steiner School = progressive teaching methods (if any teaching goes on at all).

I once knew some girl who went to Bedales, the rich lefty's educational establishment of choice, and she was a right royal PITA. Poor girl ended up on smack unfortunately - don't know what became of her in the end. Her story wasn't unusual for that school - open drug use was tolerated by all accounts.