Reply to: If you could, what English words would you change?

[darrylmg]

Just sprayed coffee all over my desk....

Been drinking too much "won't see straight" ?

[MojoDog]

IMO they ought to change everything in a pub to a description of it's effects to make everything easier.

A pint of talk bollocks, packet of death and a pound for the how thick am I machine sounds much better.

Just sprayed coffee all over my desk....

[northernladuk]

IMO they ought to change everything in a pub to a description of it's effects to make everything easier.

A pint of talk bollocks, packet of death and a pound for the how thick am I machine sounds much better.

[CloudWalker]

I'd love to change "Allāhu Akbar!" to "God doesn't Exist !"

[Dactylion]

The word I'd like to change is Suity's CUK password.

From B00bies to ******* (redacted so he won't know)

[suityou01]

Showing off now.


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[NotAllThere]

Equally tulip. I think it's also Sneck in some other flat cap wearing region....

They wear flat caps in South Africa?

[Bacchus]

I would certainly consider changing 'pot-noodle' back to 'wank'

It would save a lot of confusion when deciding what to have for lunch

[suityou01]

you are not shakespeare

shakespeare is a festering sack of bones whose brain died ages ago

And the difference?

[suityou01]

"Cockpit" needs changing. It's too dodgey to use it with a wry smile.

Mine is know as the control Tower.

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

you are not shakespeare

shakespeare is a festering sack of bones whose brain died ages ago

[suityou01]

Because then it would be pronounced poo-ton. And i'm childish like that.

At clientco, outside the lifts is an led indicator to show where each one is, 2 together. When one is at the basement, and the next at the Upper Mall it shows as 'B''UM' on the display. And that cheers me up just a little bit.

+1 for sneck btw but it can also refer to a persons nose

I would change 'streaker' from 'naked runner'
to 'large breasted naked runner'

just to save myself a few seconds checking before I got me saus out for a tug

I created a bedtime series of stories involving Puton as a parallel universe, with parallel names. Eg Pony is Tony.

Useful to spin a yarn with similar names and illustrate an outcome. I suppose I'm basically Shakespeare.

[darrylmg]

"Cockpit" needs changing. It's too dodgey to use it with a wry smile.

[EternalOptimist]

and I would change 'oxymoron'

I'm not sure what I would change it to. I just know that the current definition is rubbish

there is so much comic material in 'oxymoron'. oxygen, stupidity etc. etc etc.
it's a waste of a great word


even an intelligent agent would agree with that

[EternalOptimist]

I would change 'streaker' from 'naked runner'
to 'large breasted naked runner'

just to save myself a few seconds checking before I got me saus out for a tug