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Previously on "If you could, what English words would you change?"
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIMO they ought to change everything in a pub to a description of it's effects to make everything easier.
A pint of talk bollocks, packet of death and a pound for the how thick am I machine sounds much better.
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IMO they ought to change everything in a pub to a description of it's effects to make everything easier.
A pint of talk bollocks, packet of death and a pound for the how thick am I machine sounds much better.
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The word I'd like to change is Suity's CUK password.
From B00bies to ******* (redacted so he won't know)
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEqually tulip. I think it's also Sneck in some other flat cap wearing region....
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I would certainly consider changing 'pot-noodle' back to 'wank'
It would save a lot of confusion when deciding what to have for lunch
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you are not shakespeare
shakespeare is a festering sack of bones whose brain died ages ago
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostBecause then it would be pronounced poo-ton. And i'm childish like that.
At clientco, outside the lifts is an led indicator to show where each one is, 2 together. When one is at the basement, and the next at the Upper Mall it shows as 'B''UM' on the display. And that cheers me up just a little bit.
+1 for sneck btw but it can also refer to a persons noseOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI would change 'streaker' from 'naked runner'
to 'large breasted naked runner'
just to save myself a few seconds checking before I got me saus out for a tug
Useful to spin a yarn with similar names and illustrate an outcome. I suppose I'm basically Shakespeare.
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"Cockpit" needs changing. It's too dodgey to use it with a wry smile.
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and I would change 'oxymoron'
I'm not sure what I would change it to. I just know that the current definition is rubbish
there is so much comic material in 'oxymoron'. oxygen, stupidity etc. etc etc.
it's a waste of a great word
even an intelligent agent would agree with that
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I would change 'streaker' from 'naked runner'
to 'large breasted naked runner'
just to save myself a few seconds checking before I got me saus out for a tug
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