Naturists

[Spartacus]

pics or it didn't happen !

We didn't have cameras back then.

[CloudWalker]

pics or it didn't happen !

[Spartacus]

Are they like seal clubbers who attack caravans?

CUK flash mobbed the Caravan Club website oh, I dunno, about 8 years ago. Before your time, my young padawan.

[mudskipper]

Maybe it's a return visit by the Caravan Clubbers?

Are they like seal clubbers who attack caravans?

[Spartacus]

I think someone is doing a degree in creative writing, and the bastid is practicing on us

Maybe it's a return visit by the Caravan Clubbers?

[xoggoth]

Good stuff. I like silly threads.

Think you will find that most naturists are flabby old farts, especially now that all us "let it all hang out" boomers are 65+. The beach at the Isle of Wight festival of 69 was much less flabby.

PS Hairy, dirty and smelly though.

[EternalOptimist]

I think someone is doing a degree in creative writing, and the bastid is practicing on us

[tractor]

...

Turns out I didn't read the small print for last night's site as I discovered upon my arrival that it has a dedicated naturist section.

Not only that but my host, Kate, was none other than Kate Sturdy, one time editor of schoolboy favorite noddy mag H&E. Kate asked me if I was a naturist and in the split second that passed before I replied in the affirmative, I had visions of buxom blondes playing with beach my balls and found myself rubbing my hands self together with glee.

/snip........

All those loverly wrinklies, I'm so glad I took my travel iron

FTFY

[Pondlife]

Bring back Gricer!

Please.

[zoco]

Christ, another load of totally made up bollocks from the pointless sockpuppet driver.

Do you really, honestly believe that anyone will believe this sort of drivel or that it's got any comedy or entertainment value?

I'd share the pics but not with a like you.

[TykeMerc]

Christ, another load of totally made up bollocks from the pointless sockpuppet driver.

Do you really, honestly believe that anyone will believe this sort of drivel or that it's got any comedy or entertainment value?

[zoco]

Turns out I didn't read the small print for last night's site as I discovered upon my arrival that it has a dedicated naturist section.

Not only that but my host, Kate, was none other than Kate Sturdy, one time editor of schoolboy favorite noddy mag H&E. Kate asked me if I was a naturist and in the split second that passed before I replied in the affirmative, I had visions of buxom blondes playing with beach balls and found myself rubbing my hands together with glee.

The reality was somewhat different. I found 3 other tents in the nudist enclosure - the occupants of which not only had bodies that could be described as having gone somewhat south but they seemed a little rough round the edges too. Which got me thinking. Now, I can understand stripping off in the hot sunshine to get an all over tan but it was freezing cold, wet and windy. Why would anyone flaunt themselves like this? Then, just as a rather rotund individual from a neighboring tent approached with his little pink chipolata flapping like the clappers, I came to the conclusion that these people are probably perverts and I swiftly pulled my zip down. Zip of my tent, that is :

I couldn't help wishing that the seagulls that nicked my sausages the other night were there. That would have made the dirty sods cover up. Not that there was enough on offer to satisfy the seagulls appetites though