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Previously on "What's the longest you've gone without taking a dump?"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Prunes.

    And fava beans.

    Chianti is optional.
    Couple of packets of dried apricots.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    You're f'king joking? Get to the quacks brother.
    Or just look on the internet (preferably on the NHS website)

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  • norrahe
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    4 weeks

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  • Jubber
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Day 6 and still no movements
    You're f'king joking? Get to the quacks brother.

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  • What's the longest you've gone without taking a dump?

    Day 6 and still no movements

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