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Previously on "Here comes the next PM"

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  • vetran
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    Boris Johnson looked at his appointment card at the brothel and, as if by magic, his election campaign slogan was born:

    "BJ 4 PM "

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  • darmstadt
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    Uxbridge though? Maybe he got the spelling wrong...

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    Johnson
    An appropriate name for a soon to be 'member' of parliament


    Unless he really means he wants to join up with Bootsy Collins and get da funk out

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.

    For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.
    I wanted a new anorak and the complete works of Douglas Adams. Fail.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    Johnson
    If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.

    For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.

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  • zoco
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Are we talking God, MF or Boris?
    Johnson

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  • Eirikur
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    Theresa May would be my favorite Tory candidate. The way she spoke to the police union and put them on their place, one or two months ago, absolutely fantastic and PM worthy!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    He's obviously very intelligent but I find that affected buffoon act of his highly irritating.

    I certainly wouldn't vote for him.
    Are we talking God, MF or Boris?

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  • zoco
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    He's obviously very intelligent but I find that affected buffoon act of his highly irritating.

    I certainly wouldn't vote for him.

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  • mudskipper
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    I thought MF was running for God, not for PM.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.
    Suddenly Boris does not seem so bad after all.

    Though we have not seen you host HIGNFY yet. Or cycle.

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  • RetSet
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Nope.

    He's Plan B for 2020 if Caameroon fails next year.

    Boris For PM! Yay!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.
    I can see it Two Jabs mark II

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/480.jpg

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Where is your God now?

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