Reply to: Here comes the next PM

[vetran]

Boris Johnson looked at his appointment card at the brothel and, as if by magic, his election campaign slogan was born:

"BJ 4 PM "

[darmstadt]

Uxbridge though? Maybe he got the spelling wrong...

[MicrosoftBob]

Johnson

An appropriate name for a soon to be 'member' of parliament


Unless he really means he wants to join up with Bootsy Collins and get da funk out

[BrilloPad]

If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.

For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.

I wanted a new anorak and the complete works of Douglas Adams. Fail.

[MarillionFan]

Johnson

If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.

For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.

[zoco]

Are we talking God, MF or Boris?

Johnson

[Eirikur]

Theresa May would be my favorite Tory candidate. The way she spoke to the police union and put them on their place, one or two months ago, absolutely fantastic and PM worthy!

[mudskipper]

He's obviously very intelligent but I find that affected buffoon act of his highly irritating.

I certainly wouldn't vote for him.

Are we talking God, MF or Boris?

[zoco]

He's obviously very intelligent but I find that affected buffoon act of his highly irritating.

I certainly wouldn't vote for him.

[mudskipper]

I thought MF was running for God, not for PM.

[BrilloPad]

I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.

Suddenly Boris does not seem so bad after all.

Though we have not seen you host HIGNFY yet. Or cycle.

[RetSet]

BBC News - Boris Johnson to seek 2015 Commons return

May God help us.

Nope.

He's Plan B for 2020 if Caameroon fails next year.

Boris For PM! Yay!

[vetran]

I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.

I can see it Two Jabs mark II

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/480.jpg

[MarillionFan]

BBC News - Boris Johnson to seek 2015 Commons return

May God help us.

I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.

[Old Greg]

BBC News - Boris Johnson to seek 2015 Commons return

May God help us.

Where is your God now?