How can one survive with only £3m in the bank?

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vetran replied

10 July 2014, 10:04
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

You're going to struggle to pay back HMRC at the fiver a go you charge.

especially once you take your 60%
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Old Greg replied

10 July 2014, 09:43
Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post

Fear not. She can quite happily spend £300k per year for the next 6 odd years.

She'll still have £1,000,000 left after that and only be 35.

Then she can do a bit of media-work, maybe ghost-write a book on how to scrap by on a few hundred grand a year? Or appear on "I am a Celeb" or "Strictly"

There's nothing like a bit of pretend-bankruptcy to boost a minor celebs earning potential.

Yes, look at Kerry Mum's-gone-to-'Iceland' Katona. Those new septa don't buy themselves.
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tomtomagain replied

10 July 2014, 09:31
Fear not. She can quite happily spend £300k per year for the next 6 odd years.

She'll still have £1,000,000 left after that and only be 35.

Then she can do a bit of media-work, maybe ghost-write a book on how to scrap by on a few hundred grand a year? Or appear on "I am a Celeb" or "Strictly"

There's nothing like a bit of pretend-bankruptcy to boost a minor celebs earning potential.
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northernladyuk replied

10 July 2014, 09:17
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Thats not relevant.

As she is struggling for cash why not go on the game?

You're going to struggle to pay back HMRC at the fiver a go you charge.
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CloudWalker replied

10 July 2014, 08:53
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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2014, 08:15
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

"Reportedly amassed x" = "Never had anything like as much as x, but that's the figure some tabloid made up years ago and we just keep trotting it out as if it were fact".

Thats not relevant.

As she is struggling for cash why not go on the game?
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CheeseSlice replied

9 July 2014, 21:43
this one definitely isn't cut out.
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greenlake replied

9 July 2014, 20:27
Originally posted by chef View Post

Exactly, why would we lower ourselves to the great unwashed transport of a Porsche ????

Because everyone else drives a Ferrari....
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chef replied

9 July 2014, 20:24
Exactly, why would we lower ourselves to the great unwashed transport of a Porsche ????
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Unix replied

9 July 2014, 16:40
As contractors we have all felt the same with permies asking us why we don't have a porsche etc.
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NickFitz replied

9 July 2014, 16:38
"Reportedly amassed x" = "Never had anything like as much as x, but that's the figure some tabloid made up years ago and we just keep trotting it out as if it were fact".
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BrilloPad started a topic How can one survive with only £3m in the bank?

9 July 2014, 15:49
How can one survive with only £3m in the bank?

Charlotte Church: 'HMRC keep asking about my missing millions' - Telegraph

The 28-year-old mother of two reportedly amassed £25m by the age of 18, but now has just £3m in the bank.

I will have to work for the rest of my life.

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Can you imagine - having to work!

Maybe she should go to the DSS?
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