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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Phwarrr!



    But no, it wasn't her.
    I hope you weren't employing a migrant cleaner in preference to a British citizen.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    any truth to the rumour her name was Henrietta?

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Numatic-HET2...ty+hoover+pink
    Phwarrr!



    But no, it wasn't her.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Oh it was a bit more than "tries"
    any truth to the rumour her name was Henrietta?

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Numatic-HET2...ty+hoover+pink

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    KentPhilip's cleaner does that and he does the cleaner (or tries at least).
    Oh it was a bit more than "tries"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
    Not if Match of the Day is on
    not even if she wears a football shirt?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No. The proxy question is "Do you clean behind the fridge?".
    KentPhilip's cleaner does that and he does the cleaner (or tries at least).

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Isn't this poll basically a proxy for "are you male or female"?
    No. The proxy question is "Do you clean behind the fridge?".

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  • KentPhilip
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    Isn't this poll basically a proxy for "are you male or female"?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Still, once Mrs SB works out how to put the bins out, I will have outlived my usefulness, so I like to keep an aura of masculine mystique about the whole ritual.
    I'm restricted to opening jars and taking objects down from a high shelf these days.

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  • Halo Jones
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    I only did once; and I have since married him so I think its ok

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I'm sure doodab left instructions.
    I wonder if they've been recycled or put in the bin.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Same here. The buggers at urban dictionary rejected my definition of Bin Eve.

    Still, once Mrs SB works out how to put the bins out, I will have outlived my usefulness, so I like to keep an aura of masculine mystique about the whole ritual.

    I hope Mrs doodab is coping with binmanship.
    I'm sure doodab left instructions.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Mrs P says it's my job to put out.

    Organics, paper, plastic, cans & bottles every Thursday

    Black bags and garden every other.
    Same here. The buggers at urban dictionary rejected my definition of Bin Eve.

    Still, once Mrs SB works out how to put the bins out, I will have outlived my usefulness, so I like to keep an aura of masculine mystique about the whole ritual.

    I hope Mrs doodab is coping with binmanship.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Living the dream matey


    Shh, don't tell everybody.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Hey Pondy, been a rough ride but getting there. All good with you?
    Living the dream matey

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