Reply to: Convicted pedophile living 2 doors down from baby bp

[smatty]

Buy her one of these and tell her to run like hell if it ever reads above 100

[speling bee]

66 ? I'm still a spring chicken, me

I had sex 28 times today.


it was hand pollinating my chille peppers with a cotton bud, but it was still nooky. sort of

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

[speling bee]

This general so go ahead. I expect 99 nonsense comments very every piece of good advice.

Ten may I suggest you and the little 'un wear these for any trips to the Co-op.

[BrilloPad]

Brillo, I don't want to trivialise the situation

This general so go ahead. I expect 99 nonsense comments very every piece of good advice.

[speling bee]

Seems the word is out down the street - Mrs BP found out this afternoon. He is in his 60s and apparently was convicted of anal sex with a minor.

Baby bp likes to walk a different way home from me if we go to the co-op. Co-op is 50 metres away. He is out of sight for maybe 30 seconds. Mrs BP now wants me to keep baby bp within sight at all times.

To be fair to her, baby bp is very autistic and walk talk to anyone. He has no concept of danger. I still feel its overkill.

Thoughts?

And no I am not going to confront him.

Brillo, I don't want to trivialise the situation, but are you 100% sure it wasn't a miner or a mynah?

[EternalOptimist]

What about your libido when you were 66 - can you remember that long ago?

66 ? I'm still a spring chicken, me

I had sex 28 times today.


it was hand pollinating my chille peppers with a cotton bud, but it was still nooky. sort of

[BrilloPad]

I dunno, Feltz reckons Rolf was still at it in 1996, he would have been 66 then

What about your libido when you were 66 - can you remember that long ago?

[EternalOptimist]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

I dunno, Feltz reckons Rolf was still at it in 1996, he would have been 66 then

[BrilloPad]

Where do you get the oranges and amyl nitrate? And you are worried about external threats?

FTFY

I take the view there are nonces all over the place. Mrs BP loves an excuse to wrap everyone up in cotton wool.

Im getting a bit peed off with it. I pointed out to her that it makes no difference what I think. I have no control over baby bp or the twins. I have to do what she says.

Her response "give up your job, move up to Wales, go on the dole"!

I am not going down that root until forced kicking and screaming by HMRC.

I happen to like supporting myself, her, my ex-wife and the kids.

At least the kids seem happy enough with me.

[eek]

Get some evidence on the neighbour to discredit them. Problem solved.

Are you recommending the "who smelt it, dealt it" approach.

[eek]

Nearly right. The 2nd closest in Chester. The nearest is Menai Bridge. Mrs BP shops there for cling film! Apparently all other cling films are inferior.

As is the Waitrose stuff. We make special trips to Lakeland to get it...

[mudskipper]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

Aww. Little blue pills? How goes it with the religious lady?

[BrilloPad]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

I believe he is in his 60s. Thing is Mrs BP does not want "probably". She wants 100%.

[xoggoth]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

[tractor]

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See below on the evidence bit. I am not sure it makes a difference how long ago the offence was. I agree on the 30 second bit - Mrs BP totally disagrees and it very dictatorial on it. When I refused to agree enthusiastically I was accused on fuming. I pointed out that my point of view was not being listened to - and it was not going to be as I now have no control over the kids. That led to other nonsense I might post about at some point.



You and MS have hit the nail on the head. Its the word of the neighbour inbetween. I reckon its worth asking the police.
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If he really is a nonce, he is probably a celebrity. Shall I ask for his autograph - or to do a song and dance act.....

Get some evidence on the neighbour to discredit them. Problem solved.