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Good job suity, thats one less punk off the streets. Now get yourself over to Westminster and clean up Dodge
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostTL;DR
Some guy blew his load on Suity's Ipad.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSitting at the end of my garden this evening sucking back a few tinnies. Got the iPad on kicking back listening to a few tracks.
Then I hear "Suity! Suity! Come quick!". It was the neighbours wife.
As we currently have no fence between us and them as they are currently replacing it I legged it into their garden, through the patio door and into their sitting room. I was thinking mr neighbour was having a cardiac episode or summink.
She shouts something about a flasher, and tells me to meet her husband in the car. I leg it out the front door and jump in the car. We take off a top speed for about 100 yards, while he just says "that's him, stop him!" And screeches to a halt. I jump out the car, and jump in the way of this hoodie and tell him to stop. He stops, pulls down his hood and looks perplexed. Neighbour jumps out and explains his wife just was flashed at by this lad. Playing with himself as she got out the car having dropped her kid off at prom. He stamped on the floor to attract her attention.
The kid was non aggressive, waited patiently with us for the cops to arrive. Turns out there were several (and more serious) occurrences in our street recently.
All the same lad.
Feel sorry for er in next doors, but feel very sorry for this poor lad. Clearly got mental health issues. I'm sure these things escalate, and one day become much much more serious.
And my ipad got soaked.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBatman, superman, the green lantern were all scoffed at by their peers after their first successful crime fighting mission. It's something we crimefighters must endure.
Luton is a little bit safer now I have been locked up.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBatman, superman, the green lantern were all scoffed at by their peers after their first successful crime fighting mission. It's something we crimefighters must endure.
Luton is a little bit safer now I have found my true calling.
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Cor!!! Thanks Greenlake, That's my kinda woman.
One of my female neighbours said somebody she knew had just tried to rape her but, considering her husband is a big ex paratrooper and has a gun, I didn't feel I needed to get involved.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBatman, superman, the green lantern were all scoffed at by their peers after their first successful crime fighting mission. It's something we crimefighters must endure.
Luton is a little bit safer now I have found my true calling.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBatman, superman, the green lantern were all scoffed at by their peers after their first successful crime fighting mission. It's something we crimefighters must endure.
Luton is a little bit safer now I have found my true calling.
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Batman, superman, the green lantern were all scoffed at by their peers after their first successful crime fighting mission. It's something we crimefighters must endure.
Luton is a little bit safer now I have found my true calling.
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