Reply to: Bagshot Station

[eek]

I'm formatting called 'Leeds Taxi drivers, how to engage in banter with them without being patronising'.

It's gripping stuff...

Why bother its half of the charm... I especially liked the one who drive down the M1 for 2 junctions on the rumble strip.....

[stek]

Tomorrow I'll do Farnborough Main to Waterloo, Northern Line to Euston, details of my walk down Euston Road to Kings Cross, a lesson on how to cheat the train arrival board and get on first (doesn't matter in First Class but still), then a station-by-station account of every stop culminating in arrival at Leeds, how to negotiate the troublesome ticket barriers at Leeds, an expose of me getting my prescription from Boots on the station concourse on the way home, and a useful guide I'm formatting called 'Leeds Taxi drivers, how to engage in banter with them without being patronising'.

It's gripping stuff...

[speling bee]

Left Reading on time, so fingers crossed.

[speling bee]

I'm just about to head off for the 16:51 from Blackwater to Waterloo via Guildford, if you could keep an eye on it for me please.

National Rail Enquiries - Service Alteration Details

Delays between Redhill and Reading expected until 17:00
Live updates

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NEW: Delays between Redhill and Reading until further notice nationalrail.co.uk/service_disrup… #DorkingWest
03 Jul 14 - 14:05

Incident created
03/07/2014 14:02
Last updated
03/07/2014 15:37
Route affected
DownloadMapof route afected
Services between Redhill and Reading

TOC(s) affected
First Great Western;
Description
Following a person having been hit by a train at Dorking West the lines have now reopened. There are delays of up to 30 minutes to journeys between Redhill and Reading. This is expected to continue until approximately 17:00.
You can follow this incident using hashtag #DorkingWest
To check your journey, please use the National Rail Enquiries real-time Journey Planner

[stek]

Bit of a hold up at Camberley, driver reported third rail collector shoe worn beyond limits but we carried on on the other three.

In a jiffy we were at Frimley, with only Ash Vale between us and Nirvana aka not Aldershot.

Arrived at not Nirvana on time, now I'm off to Morrison's for tonight's tea and then back to my sordid little grief hole to masturbate like a baboon.

[mudskipper]

I'm just about to head off for the 16:51 from Blackwater to Waterloo via Guildford, if you could keep an eye on it for me please.

[DaveB]

Was the time table right?

Did the train arrive?

Did he get on it?

We need to know!

[speling bee]

This is nearly as gripping as Scrag's delivery thread

Not sure if this link will work:

National Rail Enquiries

Otherwise it's the train due in at 15:54:

National Rail Enquiries - Live Departure Boards

[mudskipper]

BagTulip to AlderTulip...what a line of service!

Aldertulipe has always been Aldertulip, but Bagshot is commonly known as Shagbot.

[mudskipper]

Looks like it left on time and is on its way to Camberley.

This is nearly as gripping as Scrag's delivery thread

[speling bee]

Looks like it left on time and is on its way to Camberley.

[Scruff]

BagTulip to AlderTulip...what a line of service!

[speling bee]

Commiserations.

We make our own luck in life.

[mudskipper]

Off to Aldertulip.

Commiserations.

[mudskipper]

It's the Guildford train.

Jump on it, change at Guildford for Waterloo. One stop on the Waterloo and City line for London drinkies!