Reply to: Test Analysts

[Mich the Tester]

If it's UAT a hammer is definitely in order, especially if the staff at a certain few buildings in Halifax are much the same as they used to be.

I've organised loads of test phases as a PM, I can probably blag the gig if they're happy to get tulip software....

ftfy

[TykeMerc]

If it's UAT a hammer is definitely in order, especially if the staff at a certain few buildings in Halifax are much the same as they used to be.

I've organised loads of test phases as a PM, I can probably blag the gig if the test leader doesn't know....

[tractor]

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This is UAT mate. The hammers have been outsourced and offshored

This is contracting, he can bring his own....

[TestMangler]

With my MIGHTY TEST HAMMER!!!

This is UAT mate. The hammers have been outsourced and offshored

[The Spartan]

The trick is documenting how you're going to break it before you do it

With my MIGHTY TEST HAMMER!!!

[Mich the Tester]

So can most school children

The trick is documenting how you're going to break it before you do it

http://testobsessed.com/wp-content/u...eatsheetv1.pdf

It'll break most things.

[TestMangler]

I can break stuff and document it whilst doing so. I am available.

Send me a pass and a contract and I'll be there Monday!

So can most school children

The trick is documenting how you're going to break it before you do it

[tractor]

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I can break stuff and document it whilst doing so. I am available.

Send me a pass and a contract and I'll be there Monday!

[TestMangler]

You sure you cannot get Gentile to apply for this gig ? Sounds perfectly set up for her.

I think your browser if bust mate or maybe has a plug-in missing.

I said 'Testers'. Not any number of words that would get me banned again if I used them

[Mich the Tester]

I'm in Halifax and I'm looking for a new gig, that being said I'm not actually a tester and I haven't worked in financials for about a decade so my suitability may be a tad off

But seeing as it's a bank, I don't think you'll need anything so exotic as 'competence' or 'skills'.

[fullyautomatix]

I want CVs from decent testers, not a fight between, dev, infrastructure and test as to who is the most useless

Please bear in mind, if you get the job, you'll be my bitch. But you'll have a right good laugh and maybe learn something along the way

You sure you cannot get Gentile to apply for this gig ? Sounds perfectly set up for her.

[TykeMerc]

I'm in Halifax and I'm looking for a new gig, that being said I'm not actually a tester and I haven't worked in financials for about a decade so my suitability may be a tad off

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[TestMangler]

How do I PM somebody after just joining, there's nothing in FAQ about this.

You've just failed the interview for failing to read the tech-spec

Ask one of the nice mods to unlock your PMs, otherwise, keep posting rubbish in General until your post count allows you to PM.

[anonymouse]

Just joined..

How do I PM somebody after just joining, there's nothing in FAQ about this.