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If it's UAT a hammer is definitely in order, especially if the staff at a certain few buildings in Halifax are much the same as they used to be.
I've organised loads of test phases as a PM, I can probably blag the gig if the test leader doesn't know....
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Originally posted by The Spartan View PostWith my MIGHTY TEST HAMMER!!!
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThe trick is documenting how you're going to break it before you do it
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostSo can most school children
The trick is documenting how you're going to break it before you do it
It'll break most things.
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Originally posted by tractor View PostI can break stuff and document it whilst doing so. I am available.
Send me a pass and a contract and I'll be there Monday!
The trick is documenting how you're going to break it before you do it
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I can break stuff and document it whilst doing so. I am available.
Send me a pass and a contract and I'll be there Monday!
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostYou sure you cannot get Gentile to apply for this gig ? Sounds perfectly set up for her.
I said 'Testers'. Not any number of words that would get me banned again if I used them
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostI'm in Halifax and I'm looking for a new gig, that being said I'm not actually a tester and I haven't worked in financials for about a decade so my suitability may be a tad off
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Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
I want CVs from decent testers, not a fight between, dev, infrastructure and test as to who is the most useless
Please bear in mind, if you get the job, you'll be my bitch. But you'll have a right good laugh and maybe learn something along the way
You sure you cannot get Gentile to apply for this gig ? Sounds perfectly set up for her.
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I'm in Halifax and I'm looking for a new gig, that being said I'm not actually a tester and I haven't worked in financials for about a decade so my suitability may be a tad off
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Originally posted by anonymouse View PostHow do I PM somebody after just joining, there's nothing in FAQ about this.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/sendmessage.php
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Originally posted by anonymouse View PostHow do I PM somebody after just joining, there's nothing in FAQ about this.
Ask one of the nice mods to unlock your PMs, otherwise, keep posting rubbish in General until your post count allows you to PM.
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How do I PM somebody after just joining, there's nothing in FAQ about this.
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