my replacement resource has arrived

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amcdonald replied

13 March 2012, 15:02
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

Nah, just leave them in English - that'll confuse the feck outta them!

This should do it.... Ali G Translator
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northernladuk replied

13 March 2012, 14:59
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

My new Injun is asleep at his desk. No kidding.

At least at this posters company they have the decency to do it under their desks...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...ml#post1503909
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JamJarST replied

13 March 2012, 14:58
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Superglue has been mentioned...

Oooh evil ....I was think more along the lines of the shaving foam on the hand a tickling nose with a feather trick
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nomadd replied

13 March 2012, 14:52
Originally posted by JamJarST View Post

The temptation to play a practical joke would be too much for me.

Superglue has been mentioned...
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JamJarST replied

13 March 2012, 14:46
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

My new Injun is asleep at his desk. No kidding.

The temptation to play a practical joke would be too much for me.
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northernladuk replied

13 March 2012, 14:17
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

My new Injun is asleep at his desk. No kidding.
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ChimpMaster replied

13 March 2012, 13:35
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

Sounds like a good time to convert all your documents into Latin or German and see how long he takes to complain that he does not understand them...

Nah, just leave them in English - that'll confuse the feck outta them!
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bobspud replied

13 March 2012, 13:31
Originally posted by Sid View Post

It looks like my replacement from offshore has arrived...asking me to share some of my work so that I could be less 'burdened'; even though client hasn't okayed any 'sharing'. Time to look for the next contract,eh??It might be a good opportunity to negotiate a quick exit from a project which is anyhow turning tulip.

Sounds like a good time to convert all your documents into Latin or German and see how long he takes to complain that he does not understand them...
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nomadd replied

13 March 2012, 13:26
Originally posted by Sid View Post

It looks like my replacement from offshore has arrived...asking me to share some of my work so that I could be less 'burdened'; even though client hasn't okayed any 'sharing'. Time to look for the next contract,eh??It might be a good opportunity to negotiate a quick exit from a project which is anyhow turning tulip.

My new Injun is asleep at his desk. No kidding.
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Sid started a topic my replacement resource has arrived

13 March 2012, 13:12
my replacement resource has arrived

It looks like my replacement from offshore has arrived...asking me to share some of my work so that I could be less 'burdened'; even though client hasn't okayed any 'sharing'. Time to look for the next contract,eh??It might be a good opportunity to negotiate a quick exit from a project which is anyhow turning tulip.
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