Here's a good one

[theroyale]

Would it be racist if they added "Bobs may apply only, plaese do needful very much plaese" ?

No it would just be a poor imitation of Bob-english - you need to go back to your Fonejacker episodes!

[ChimpMaster]

Would it be racist if they added "Bobs may apply only, plaese do needful very much plaese" ?

[MarillionFan]

This very role just landed in my inbox

£160-£200 p/d

They'll get a new grad for that but not much else.

That's fair enough though for what it is. Excellent opportunity for a youngster.

An extra £10 per day I might have a go.

[stek]

I just got one from Bob Agency 300 a day in Stockholm, IIRC one the most expensive cities on earth....

Plus that Lisbeth Salander lives there and what she did to Nils Burmann.......

[MrRobin]

This very role just landed in my inbox

£160-£200 p/d

They'll get a new grad for that but not much else.

[doomage]

Unpaid internship?

[mos]

My guess would be "JSA Plus Benefits"

[rd409]

Given the role and the London location, guess the rate? Also - is this really an analyst role, or glorified data entry?

My guess would be "JSA Plus Benefits"

[mos]

Should have said, it's a contract role

it would give £100 pd Max (on the assumption that it is targeted on those poor permies who cannot find permanent job ).
Is this close ?

[d000hg]

Doubt if it pays more than 35K a year.

Should have said, it's a contract role

[mos]

Given the role and the London location, guess the rate? Also - is this really an analyst role, or glorified data entry?

Looks like junior role - albeit covering large number of departments. Doubt if it pays more than 35K a year. I would be interested to know who the Infrastructure Services Leader is. I have my suspicions. BTW - where these IB blokes find time to write embellished job specs?

[d000hg]

Data Metrics Analyst, London
You will be working in a department that supports businesses including Finance, Risk, HR, Records Management, Data & Reconciliation, Legal and Compliance within a leading investment bank.
The Infrastructure Services Leader is ultimately accountable for management of the infrastructure spend and delivery of infrastructure, while managing the tradeoffs between need for standardization and fit-for-purpose solutions.
The Data Metrics Analyst is aligned to Infrastructure Services Leader COO and will be responsible for providing specific information derived from various data inventory and billing sources.
Primary skills and responsibilities:

• Knowledge in putting complex data sets together and providing simplified views of data to senior stakeholders
• SQL/VBA development experience with particular skills in MS Office and .NET
• Experience of analysing and verifying data and quality of results within an investment banking environment
• Enthusiastic and able to work under pressure to tight timelines

Given the role and the London location, guess the rate? Also - is this really an analyst role, or glorified data entry?