Great new contract opportunity for one lucky CUK reader...

[ba55meister]

also attaching 2 of your wife's recent photographs with her name, email and mobile number would be really beneficial

[Not So Wise]

... and of course, how low a rate you would be prepared to accept.

Nahh that one would require that they have an actual contract to offer you

[AlfredJPruffock]

I have legit IT manager leads names - number - email addresses - fiver a pop.

Companies hiring right now - fiver a pop.

Interested ? - then PM me.

[pmeswani]

My Client needs 150 new contractors for a major new initiative with a guaranteed 12 month piece of work, the opportunity to work from home whenever you like, a tax free above average market rate, free tea and coffee making facilities when on site, free 3 course lunch when on site, chauffeur driven car to and from client site, subsidised beer money and an on-site masseur. This is an immediate requirement with interview slots this week!

Sound like something you would be interested in?

Well, if it were me I'd be happy to offer you all interviews but unfortunately...

It's my Clients policy that you can provide details of...

- Last company you contracted at
- Why you left
- Hiring Manager's name and phone number
- Names and numbers of everyone else you came across at that company
- Details of that Company's 2009 strategic plan

It's also my Company policy that you provide me with...

- Any other Company that you have interviewed with in the last 3 months
- Names and numbers of the persons at the company that interviewed you
- Details of the projects they discussed with you at the interview
- Names of any friends or colleagues who are currently in contract
- Where they are working
- What they are working on
- Names and numbers of the Hiring managers of their company

And finaly for EAA purposes I'll need...

- Photocopy of your passport, driving licence and library card
- Full address, with dates and times of when you are not usually at home
- Bank Account number and credit card numbers
- Make and model of you car, registration number and photocopy of log book (note: log book not required if vehicle worth less than 10 grand)


Ok, rant over. Next agent who phones me with this bullshlt is gonna get some serious abuse

Oh go on then. Send me the details.

[mailric]

Menelaus its not really real

Just goes to show how much bullshlt were used to these agents coming out with when people don't question my embellished story above, eh?

[Torran]

Menelaus its not really real

[Pondlife]

This is an outrage. How slack are those requests?

They have missed out blood type, medical history and sexual orientation.

Incompetents.

... and of course, how low a rate you would be prepared to accept.

[smiff]

This is an outrage. How slack are those requests?

They have missed out blood type, medical history and sexual orientation.

Incompetents.

[Mich the Tester]

Here in NL, many agents have now gone from demanding 2 ‘references’ to 4 or even 5 'references' from hiring managers (not just the contractor PM), including contact details etc as a pre-condition to offering the CV to the ClientCo. Quite interesting that the rise in the ‘reference’ requirement should coincide with a serious dip in the market whereby some agencies have lost their one big client. Hmmmm, I wonder why.

[Menelaus]

My Client needs 150 new contractors for a major new initiative with a guaranteed 12 month piece of work, the opportunity to work from home whenever you like, a tax free above average market rate, free tea and coffee making facilities when on site, free 3 course lunch when on site, chauffeur driven car to and from client site, subsidised beer money and an on-site masseur. This is an immediate requirement with interview slots this week!

Sound like something you would be interested in?

Well, if it were me I'd be happy to offer you all interviews but unfortunately...

It's my Clients policy that you can provide details of...

- Last company you contracted at
- Why you left
- Hiring Manager's name and phone number
- Names and numbers of everyone else you came across at that company
- Details of that Company's 2009 strategic plan

It's also my Company policy that you provide me with...

- Any other Company that you have interviewed with in the last 3 months
- Names and numbers of the persons at the company that interviewed you
- Details of the projects they discussed with you at the interview
- Names of any friends or colleagues who are currently in contract
- Where they are working
- What they are working on
- Names and numbers of the Hiring managers of their company

And finaly for EAA purposes I'll need...

- Photocopy of your passport, driving licence and library card
- Full address, with dates and times of when you are not usually at home
- Bank Account number and credit card numbers
- Make and model of you car, registration number and photocopy of log book (note: log book not required if vehicle worth less than 10 grand)


Ok, rant over. Next agent who phones me with this bullshlt is gonna get some serious abuse

You've got to be sh!tting me. They should only be asking directly relevant questions, surely?

[mailric]

My Client needs 150 new contractors for a major new initiative with a guaranteed 12 month piece of work, the opportunity to work from home whenever you like, a tax free above average market rate, free tea and coffee making facilities when on site, free 3 course lunch when on site, chauffeur driven car to and from client site, subsidised beer money and an on-site masseur. This is an immediate requirement with interview slots this week!

Sound like something you would be interested in?

Well, if it were me I'd be happy to offer you all interviews but unfortunately...

It's my Clients policy that you can provide details of...

- Last company you contracted at
- Why you left
- Hiring Manager's name and phone number
- Names and numbers of everyone else you came across at that company
- Details of that Company's 2009 strategic plan

It's also my Company policy that you provide me with...

- Any other Company that you have interviewed with in the last 3 months
- Names and numbers of the persons at the company that interviewed you
- Details of the projects they discussed with you at the interview
- Names of any friends or colleagues who are currently in contract
- Where they are working
- What they are working on
- Names and numbers of the Hiring managers of their company

And finaly for EAA purposes I'll need...

- Photocopy of your passport, driving licence and library card
- Full address, with dates and times of when you are not usually at home
- Bank Account number and credit card numbers
- Make and model of you car, registration number and photocopy of log book (note: log book not required if vehicle worth less than 10 grand)


Ok, rant over. Next agent who phones me with this bullshlt is gonna get some serious abuse