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Previously on "Agents and spellchecker"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    You have to think opposite over the adjacent ...

    It's late.
    I know it was late, but resorting to trig jokes? Surely that's beneath this forum.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Superb tangent
    You have to think opposite over the adjacent ...

    It's late.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    also an iconic 60s fashion designer
    http://www.maryquant.co.uk/hist2.htm
    Superb tangent

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  • NadJ
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    I always get mail shots advertising jobs for Delphi Developers. One day I thought, why is that? I've been a System Admin / Support Type for over 7 years, I'm not a developer. Well it turns out, it was because I had 'Pascal' in my CVs key skills section...

    ...back from my College days!

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  • thunderlizard
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    also an iconic 60s fashion designer
    http://www.maryquant.co.uk/hist2.htm

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  • Hex
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    Quant = Quantative Analyst. They analyse and write the complex maths stuff in investment banks.

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  • VectraMan
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    I have an immediate requirement for a skilled C++ Developer to directly replace a contractor placed via Orgtel who is moving across internally. This is the role in his words: I work on credit derivatives desk, quants write all the models and PnL calculation in C++. This calculation is then used by various applications (written in C++, C#, Java, even VB). My role is to write interfaces so that other applications can use the methods written by the Quants. Also the methods should appear in Excel, that is the main interface I've been working on. Data is shared between applications as XML chunks. I'm currently doing quite a large rewrite on their engine, which should very much make quants development easier and also brings new opportunities for interfaces. So the new person should have good ideas on how to interface the core quants engine with other applications. They will interview immediately. This is an excellent role on a 6 month renewable basis, on-going.
    I could do that. Except I don't have the slightest idea what a "quant" is and have no interest in learning. So I'd never get it.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Best-written ad of the day:

    any agents reading this: here's how to do it:

    IT Contract Job Alert
    C++ Quant Developer - Credit Derivatives - City
    City, London Market
    ________________________________

    I have an immediate requirement for a skilled C++ Developer to directly replace a contractor placed via Orgtel who is moving across internally. This is the role in his words: I work on credit derivatives desk, quants write all the models and PnL calculation in C++. This calculation is then used by various applications (written in C++, C#, Java, even VB). My role is to write interfaces so that other applications can use the methods written by the Quants. Also the methods should appear in Excel, that is the main interface I've been working on. Data is shared between applications as XML chunks. I'm currently doing quite a large rewrite on their engine, which should very much make quants development easier and also brings new opportunities for interfaces. So the new person should have good ideas on how to interface the core quants engine with other applications. They will interview immediately. This is an excellent role on a 6 month renewable basis, on-going.

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I to was wondering that.
    too.

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  • b0redom
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    Interesting use of capital letters too...

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  • poser
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    are we seriously expecting agents to have the common sense to use spell checker??

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  • Ravello
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Maybe it's an implied - benefits are for permies, not contractors.

    If not, then there's nothing wrong with it.
    Max Salary of £40k is for permies too!

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Ravello View Post
    You know their cut will go up if they have to actually turn spell checker on!

    PS what's wrong with benefits?
    should be a semi colon after

    HTH (pedants please respond)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Ravello View Post
    You know their cut will go up if they have to actually turn spell checker on!

    PS what's wrong with benefits?
    Maybe it's an implied - benefits are for permies, not contractors.

    If not, then there's nothing wrong with it.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    I to was wondering that.

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