
Basically I had been self-employed for the previous three years writing Mobile Apps. It took about seven weeks trying to prove that I'd not been "up to no good" and in the UK. It went something like this:-
1. Name of employers and dates for past three years? Err I was self-employed.
2. Name my accountant ... to which I pointed out that I didn't use a an accountant
3. Not having an accountant they want to look at my incorporation documents to which I replied that I wasn't incorporated but was self-employed.
4. In that case they wanted details of my business solicitors or lawyer - yep not needed any of those.
5. Doctors, Priests came next WTF!
6. Then they asked for my business Bank Account ... however Google, Apple and Amazon just paid directly into my personal bank account.
7. Next came a request for a list of "clients" ... to which I point out that my "clients" are individual *customers* who bought a £5 program off their phone and I was only provided with partial address (Basically a postcode and country) and no name. I'm not sure how much of a references I'd have got from one of my customers even if I had a full name and address.
7. Next I had to send a letter off to HMRC asking them to send a letter to myself and the agency stating that I've been self-employed since I left my previous job - yep you've guessed it, we had to give up on HMRC because they hadn't responded after 6 weeks ... I did eventually get a response saying sorry it took so long (It took nearly 3 months for a response) and that they can confirm I'd been registered as self-employed.
I eventually managed to get them to take a reference from a long time personal friend who was a head of directorate at the local county council - and that was touch and go because he had retired (they really wanted someone who was in employment). As he had retired, he had lapsed his membership of the professional association he was in and it turned out the agency really wanted someone with letters after their name.
The stupid thing is that if I had registered as unemployed for the previous three years (I was writing Apps and wasn't looking for another job), then they would have been happy with a letter from the unemployment office. No doubt they would have been happy with a letter from the prison governor if I'd been in the nick. They just seemed to be trying to prove that I had been in the UK.
Incidentally, If I had have been up to no good, been a terrorists or had been untrustworthy then I would have had no problems finding references - hell I'm offered 5* reviews, xxx number of Facebook likes, yyy number of twitter followers (etc.) from various companies in the east weekly - I'm sure they would have been more than happy to provide references.
So there you have it, a UK based self-employed developer with 30+ years experience has a lower status in society than a loafer or criminal.
Strangely as I write this I realise I should have just told them to get stuffed.
Leave a comment: