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Previously on "Beyond fishing - what about custard creams?"

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Duh! Already stated.
    To which I'd add Pork Scratchings, British Cheese. But I suspect the Swiss are a bit protectionist about cheese - even though I know they're really missing out. Yes, there are some good Swiss cheeses, but the sheer variety and quality of British Cheeses. For it not to be a global commodity already Is. A. Disgrace.

    Melton Mowbray pork pies?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Don't be silly why would you want to trade outside the EU??
    Duh! Already stated.
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Baked beans and Marmite. .
    To which I'd add Pork Scratchings, British Cheese. But I suspect the Swiss are a bit protectionist about cheese - even though I know they're really missing out. Yes, there are some good Swiss cheeses, but the sheer variety and quality of British Cheeses. For it not to be a global commodity already Is. A. Disgrace.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is this one-night stand thing? Doesn't one have to get married then divorced the next day?



    Best keep away from MrsV after what Paddy did to her last night...
    Yeah she said she had a crap night last night. Paddy rubbing up against her in the bus is hardly something to boast about.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Crabs are a consequence of being p***ed and having a one-night stand
    What is this one-night stand thing? Doesn't one have to get married then divorced the next day?

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I bow to your greater experience, I try to avoid putting my chap anywhere risky!
    Best keep away from MrsV after what Paddy did to her last night...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Crabs are a consequence of being p***ed and having a one-night stand

    I bow to your greater experience, I try to avoid putting my chap anywhere risky!

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Penguins are birds, tomatoes are fruit so I would have had to look up if crab is a fish...
    Crabs are a consequence of being p***ed and having a one-night stand

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Crab being a species of fish of course in the minds of gammons
    Penguins are birds, tomatoes are fruit so I would have had to look up if crab is a fish...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Crab being a species of fish of course in the minds of gammons

    There you go Auntie beeb a staunch remainer doesn't understand.

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Crab being a species of fish of course in the minds of gammons

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  • darmstadt
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    Just rename the fish:

    Brexit: '''Under-loved''' fish renamed for British tastes - BBC News

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    That'll be London then...

    Nah that's drug money.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    they've got to launder all that looted gold somewhere.
    That'll be London then...

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  • BR14
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    they've got to launder all that looted gold somewhere.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post


    We can still get baked beans and Marmite. Yorkshire puds i make myself. Don't like dogs. But please send flat caps.

    Although Switzerland isn't EU, so we can have our own trade deal.

    Don't be silly why would you want to trade outside the EU??

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Brexit effect: No custard creams for Brits in Europe - BBC News

    If you love custard creams so much then move back to the UK.

    Or maybe the UK should take pity on citizens who love the country so much they have f**ked off and airlift some out(with marmite and baked beans too)?

    I would certainly help pay for an airlift of a crate of yorkshire puddings, whippets and flat caps to SWitzerland. As long as it lands on NAT...


    We can still get baked beans and Marmite. Yorkshire puds i make myself. Don't like dogs. But please send flat caps.

    Although Switzerland isn't EU, so we can have our own trade deal.

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