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I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more akin to the shade of gammon
Listen to yourself. "It wasnt funny but I was going to suggest stawberry blah blah." Tedious.
Anyway, Whorty, look forward to seeing you on the comedy circuit.
I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to visit ipse.
I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more akin to the shade of gammon
Funnily enough I was saying the same thing last night when I was volunteering at the LGBT homeless shelter. I had just finished picking the nits out of the hair of an elderly trans lady called Shakira, she had just commented that I do so much for people in need. I said gosh I hope when I tell people about my charity work they don't think I'm virtue signalling.
You know what Shakira said? She said you are a living saint. Then with tears down her eyes she said anyone that says you are virtue signalling, I will shank them, with my size 10 Gucci heals.
I thought, that was quite sweet. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her Gucci heals are knock off. I could tell by the stitching. I rescued a number of child workers from a Gucci factory in India and found them jobs in the local community, teaching ex-convicts how to make shoes. So, as you could imagine I'm quite the expert on shoes.
I hope you collected the tears in a jar, to show your friends (I'm assuming you have at least one friend, even if it is Ziggy) down 'spoonies?
Funnily enough I was saying the same thing last night when I was volunteering at the LGBT homeless shelter. I had just finished picking the nits out of the hair of an elderly trans lady called Shakira, she had just commented that I do so much for people in need. I said gosh I hope when I tell people about my charity work they don't think I'm virtue signalling.
You know what Shakira said? She said you are a living saint. Then with tears down her eyes she said anyone that says you are virtue signalling, I will shank them, with my size 10 Gucci heals.
I thought, that was quite sweet. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her Gucci heals are knock off. I could tell by the stitching. I rescued a number of child workers from a Gucci factory in India and found them jobs in the local community, teaching ex-convicts how to make shoes. So, as you could imagine I'm quite the expert on shoes.
My god, it just gets worse, your lack of understanding of race issues is bordering on verbal violence. Other milkshakes are available...my god are you now referring to people of colour as various flavours of milk.
Mods, get onto this now. Verbal violence is just as bad as actual violence.
My god, it just gets worse, your lack of understanding of race issues is bordering on verbal violence. Other milkshakes are available...my god are you now referring to people of colour as various flavours of milk.
Mods, get onto this now. Verbal violence is just as bad as actual violence.
Someone's having a little mental breakdown today Cheer up bud
My god, it just gets worse, your lack of understanding of race issues is bordering on verbal violence. Other milkshakes are available...my god are you now referring to people of colour as various flavours of milk.
Mods, get onto this now. Verbal violence is just as bad as actual violence.
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