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  • DeludedKitten
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    He just needs to MTFU and if he's gonna call me a tw@t then just come out with it. Using 'carrot' instead is like kids who call their d1ck a little twinkle
    He's not calling you a tw@t.

    The Welsh for carrot is moron.

    Hth

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post
    "secret like a child"

    it isn't a secret from where I come from
    School playground?


    Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post

    Off to polish my bike now in the glorious Spring sunshine.
    Is that what kids call it these days? I've heard of polishing the bishop's head but never polishing your bike. Just be careful out there, you don't want to get arrested for public indecency

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  • JohntheBike
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Blubbing? ha ha, you really are a prize twunt. I called him out for trying to think he was clever by swearing at me in secret like a child. He just needs to MTFU and if he's gonna call me a tw@t then just come out with it. Using 'carrot' instead is like kids who call their d1ck a little twinkle
    "secret like a child"

    it isn't a secret from where I come from

    so, just to demonstrate, what do you call those white canvas shoes that children used to wear to gym? pumps, daps or are you more sophisticated and call them plimsolls? Different areas of the UK have words, which are not necessarily slang, but are pertinent to that area. Some people that I know call a turnip a mangelwerzel. It's not the same, but similar.

    Off to polish my bike now in the glorious Spring sunshine.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    I expect he'd call his Whorty......if it were a lot smaller and no use for anything.

    My head is shaved .... if I wear a roll neck jumper you'd be spot on

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post
    There you go. Feel free to prove me wrong

    In the fullness of time, I might be able to. However, I still believe that the issue of Turkey becoming a member wasn't restricted to the economic or "democratic" requirements for membership of the EU.
    You "might" and you "still believe" ha ha ... yeah .... there are many people who believe that the sky fairies exist and in the fullness of time they "might" be able to prove it. You fall into the same gullible basket fella

    Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post
    Why is Turkey excluded from membership of the European Union (EU) despite occupying a substantial land mass on the European continent? Is Turkey unacceptable to EU solely because of religious difference? - Quora

    "To sum this up, there are several reasons not to allow Turkey membership in the European Union even if it should manage to satisfy the criteria. Religion is the most important such reason to most of the European population, but probably not to politicians. But more recently, probably caused in part by the lack of intent to include Turkey in the club, this has become moot because Turkey is now far from satisfying the criteria and probably will be for the foreseeable future"
    Well done - you've quoted some random cr@p from Quora. You do realise that not everything you read on those types of site are factually correct don't you? Ooops, no you don't, you believe anything you read on line so long as it fits your narrative

    As you were fella. You enjoy your Easter break away from school

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Using 'carrot' instead is like kids who call their d1ck a little twinkle
    I expect he'd call his Whorty......if it were a lot smaller and no use for anything.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    That's a novel way of tattling to the mods again I suppose. Perhaps you could just man up and not keep hiding behind their skirts?




    See above. That is what kids do in any given circumstance if they think it will help them get their way. Whorty......turning blubbing to authority into an art form. Are you perchance a special adviser to David Lammy??

    HTH BIDI

    Blubbing? ha ha, you really are a prize twunt. I called him out for trying to think he was clever by swearing at me in secret like a child. He just needs to MTFU and if he's gonna call me a tw@t then just come out with it. Using 'carrot' instead is like kids who call their d1ck a little twinkle

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Smack 'im John! He called your pint a puff! Get him at playtime!

    FFS.
    Explains why you voted leave ... you're happy to accept lies. The rest of us would prefer the truth

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    p.s. Just in case you think I don't know, I do understand that by using the term 'carrot' you're actually swearing at me in a safe, won't get banned kind of way that the mods won't spot.
    That's a novel way of tattling to the mods again I suppose. Perhaps you could just man up and not keep hiding behind their skirts?


    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    It's what kids do in online gaming forums.
    See above. That is what kids do in any given circumstance if they think it will help them get their way. Whorty......turning blubbing to authority into an art form. Are you perchance a special adviser to David Lammy??

    HTH BIDI

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  • JohntheBike
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Ohh, so that's what a twat looks like. Thanks for the info.
    thanks, twats are useful and desirable!

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    last. layered on just before rolling the pancake.
    Noooooooooooo!

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post
    some reckon I have a red face and horns!
    Ohh, so that's what a twat looks like. Thanks for the info.

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Hoisin Sauce first or last?
    last. layered on just before rolling the pancake.

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  • JohntheBike
    replied
    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Or a Witch...
    some reckon I have a red face and horns!

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  • JohntheBike
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Ok, let us do it this way then. I call you out as a liar, as you can't back up something you claimed as fact. There you go. Feel free to prove me wrong

    As for me starting this by calling you a cretin .... well, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck ......
    There you go. Feel free to prove me wrong

    In the fullness of time, I might be able to. However, I still believe that the issue of Turkey becoming a member wasn't restricted to the economic or "democratic" requirements for membership of the EU.

    As for me starting this by calling you a cretin

    Well, at least I know what a turnip is and also a cretin. You clearly don't know what a carrot refers to.

    Why is Turkey excluded from membership of the European Union (EU) despite occupying a substantial land mass on the European continent? Is Turkey unacceptable to EU solely because of religious difference? - Quora

    "To sum this up, there are several reasons not to allow Turkey membership in the European Union even if it should manage to satisfy the criteria. Religion is the most important such reason to most of the European population, but probably not to politicians. But more recently, probably caused in part by the lack of intent to include Turkey in the club, this has become moot because Turkey is now far from satisfying the criteria and probably will be for the foreseeable future"
    Last edited by JohntheBike; 17 April 2019, 14:00.

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