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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    For a plastic soldier that saw no action, exactly which vanquished foes were they again?
    I think the only thing Pte Godfrey ever beat was an egg, and even then he had help.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Told you I wouldn't be surprised and I'm not. Are one of the dribbling kind or the shouty type?
    The peeling type.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Sounds like the shouty type....that'll do.
    As expected......all wind and piss when called out.

    Next!!

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Come on then Edward Snowden............I am sure you are nerdy enough to find the truth............put up or shut up.

    Sounds like the shouty type....that'll do.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Told you I wouldn't be surprised and I'm not.
    Come on then Edward Snowden............I am sure you are nerdy enough to find the truth............put up or shut up.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    You are probably right.....YOU wouldn't be surprised.

    It would probably require a great deal more imagination than you will ever possess to be unsurprised about most things.

    Life is just one big mystery to you isn't it?

    Told you I wouldn't be surprised and I'm not. Are one of the dribbling kind or the shouty type?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

    I wouldn't be surprised if you've just been released into Care in the Community
    You are probably right.....YOU wouldn't be surprised.

    It would probably require a great deal more imagination than you will ever possess to be unsurprised about most things.

    Life is just one big mystery to you isn't it?

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Pah! I served in the British Army. We confined our running activities to when we were pursuing our vanquished foes.
    **** me, more bollocks trying to justify the possibility of a sad man having once served as a squaddie. There are plenty of other people on this forum who were in the forces but don't need to spell it out in nearly every post. It really does make you think, the people who try to make you believe that they once were something might possibly have never been that something. These guys are all over Internet forums and social media stating they were once forces, but were they really?

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    I wouldn't be surprised if you've just been released into Care in the Community the way you post on here

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Pah! I served in the British Army. We confined our running activities to when we were pursuing our vanquished foes.
    For a plastic soldier that saw no action, exactly which vanquished foes were they again?


    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    I am sure it will fascinate someone with all your "experience". There can't be many on here that have been in a stand-off with Timon and Pumba armed only with a musket!
    Had to look up those characters .... is that your favourite film? Bit intellectual for you fella.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Pah! I served the British Army. They confined their running activities to when I had undercooked the corned beef fritters.
    FTFY

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    He'd just bottle it when push came to shove and do a runner
    Pah! I served in the British Army. We confined our running activities to when we were pursuing our vanquished foes.

    Other armies are available though. You could run your notion up Eirikur's flagpole, his nation have a long-established penchant for going backwards when the chips are down.


    Or for a more contemporary view why not touch bases with AtW? He has the inside track on fleeing from your national military obligations.

    I am sure it will fascinate someone with all your "experience". There can't be many on here that have been in a stand-off with Timon and Pumba armed only with a musket!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    More unintelligible gibberish deleted
    From the guy from the country that gave us Mata Hari and gave a lifelong home to the Kaiser after WWI.

    What a plum!

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Would you really trust someone as incompetent as spuddy to make you a decent cuppa? He'd just bottle it when push came to shove and do a runner
    Here you can see spuddy making a cup of coffee

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Would you really trust someone as incompetent as spuddy to make you a decent cuppa? He'd just bottle it when push came to shove and do a runner
    I'm just honouring and recognising his self identification as a serviceman. It's the modern way.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And a plate of biscuits. Good man.
    Would you really trust someone as incompetent as spuddy to make you a decent cuppa? He'd just bottle it when push came to shove and do a runner

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