We could euthanise climate change protestors. They breed, you know, or will be breeding soon. And they are expensive because of policing costs, environmental regulations, and the fact that most of them probably don't work (if they did they wouldn't have time to protest) so we could slash welfare costs as well. If we got rid of them all we could slash the tax on petrol and boost the economy.
I'm open to other suggestions.
I won't accept, because of the forum we're in, Remainers or Brexiteers. This forum is for slagging them off, not bumping them off. If a Remainer or Brexiteer should happen to fall into our euthanasia pool, that's permissible, but we can't push them into it just because of that. There has to be another reason. That lets everyone make suggestions.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
...
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as — What d'ye call him — Thing'em-bob, and likewise — Never-mind,
And 'St— 'st— 'st— and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who —
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
...
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as — What d'ye call him — Thing'em-bob, and likewise — Never-mind,
And 'St— 'st— 'st— and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who —
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
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