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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

14 October 2013, 15:54
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

It's all I've ever asked for.
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Old Greg replied

14 October 2013, 15:31
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

Yes, yes, yes And you will be eventually recognised as a frustrated accountant with delusions of world leadership through tax avoidance and be given a new jacket with extra long sleeves and a nice roll of padded wallpaper

It's all I've ever asked for.
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

14 October 2013, 15:26
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Yes, your business model will wither and die on the vine.

Yes, yes, yes And you will be eventually recognised as a frustrated accountant with delusions of world leadership through tax avoidance and be given a new jacket with extra long sleeves and a nice roll of padded wallpaper
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Old Greg replied

14 October 2013, 15:22
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

How could I ever forget - I still have nightmares about it

Yes, your business model will wither and die on the vine.
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northernladuk replied

14 October 2013, 15:18
Originally posted by rd409 View Post

FTFY

Do you use An before a number

A seven
An eight (eight starts with the long A sound, a vowel sound)
A nine
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

14 October 2013, 15:14
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Are you forgetting the benefits of the Oude Joris MAX120 scheme?

How could I ever forget - I still have nightmares about it
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Old Greg replied

14 October 2013, 15:11
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

Towards the purchase of a calculator possibly

Are you forgetting the benefits of the Oude Joris MAX120 scheme?
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rd409 replied

14 October 2013, 15:08
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

The real scandal is that they're only offering a 85% return. Where does the other 35% go?

FTFY
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

14 October 2013, 14:33
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

The real scandal is that they're only offering and 85% return. Where does the other 35% go?

Towards the purchase of a calculator possibly
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northernladuk replied

14 October 2013, 14:27
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

The real scandal is that they're only offering an 85% return. Where does the other 35% go?

FTFY
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Old Greg replied

14 October 2013, 14:25
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

Oh you shush you big trouble maker you

The real scandal is that they're only offering and 85% return. Where does the other 35% go?
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

14 October 2013, 07:17
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

FTFY

Oh you shush you big trouble maker you
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

14 October 2013, 07:17
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

LOL, a decent accountant but any old umbrella will do...

I think Lisa missed the point there

I think you may be right (damnit)
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Old Greg replied

11 October 2013, 20:55
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

Well that would be false advertising and the mods would tell me off

FTFY
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northernladuk replied

11 October 2013, 15:49
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I'm glad you didn't specify that the umbrella company had to be decent.

LOL, a decent accountant but any old umbrella will do...

I think Lisa missed the point there
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