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Previously on "Expenses in year 3 of a contract"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    ... if I date in teh evenings, I only claim half of the bill.
    ...
    Presumably, that's because you only pay half the bill.

    Anyway - here's something else you could claim for. Remedial English spelling and grammar courses.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    To be honest, I've had such tulip advice on the topics I post here, I might as well have asked my 6 year old nephew ;-)
    Sorry, but we are unaccustomed to giving advice on pimples/acne and other puberty issues.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    To be honest, I've had such tulip advice on the topics I post here, I might as well have asked my 6 year old nephew ;-)
    Oh good one less newbie posting questions that have been answered again and again and again and ....

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  • CarterUK
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    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    To be honest, I've had such tulip advice on the topics I post here, I might as well have asked my 6 year old nephew ;-)
    Sounds like you were doing that already.

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  • yetanotherone
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    To be honest, I've had such tulip advice on the topics I post here, I might as well have asked my 6 year old nephew ;-)

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  • r0bly0ns
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    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    Not if you just fudge it ;-)
    I think a lot of the people who were willing to advise you on this board will no longer be..........

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    In that case, why stop at 80p a mile?

    Why not claim £80 a mile?? Or go and sign on and claim benefits at the same time as working? Maybe a spot of mugging on the side?

    Every little helps.
    It's only "fair"

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  • TheFaQQer
    replied
    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    Not if you just fudge it ;-)
    In that case, why stop at 80p a mile?

    Why not claim £80 a mile?? Or go and sign on and claim benefits at the same time as working? Maybe a spot of mugging on the side?

    Every little helps.

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  • yetanotherone
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    Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post
    That will increase your tax bill straight away.

    Anything above the HMRC set level (currently 40p for the first 10,000 miles) is a BIK.
    Not if you just fudge it ;-)

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  • r0bly0ns
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    Originally posted by yetanotherone View Post
    Ummmm, yes, I have recently claimed an CD tv. I actually find it useful as a monitor for the PC so it has a double benefit, but obviously I'd only mention the business use of it as a monitor to HMRC.

    I claim the rent where I live as it's away from home, but only claim meals out in the evenings, not the weekly shop fi I cook at home and if I date in teh evenings, I only claim half of the bill.

    I also claimed the cost of decorating the home office already thanks along with just the essentials - table, chair and printer. I don't claim any bills for my main house though which maybe I am missing out on.

    There's laods of little things like the Tom, Tom, part fo teh cars major service recently as the 80p per mile fuel I claim doesn't really cover such things, but these are fdairly minor. I'm looking for large items that you guys claim.

    I always say that if I'm paying tax, I aint claiming enough expenses :-)
    That will increase your tax bill straight away.

    Anything above the HMRC set level (currently 40p for the first 10,000 miles) is a BIK.

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  • yetanotherone
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    You could try claiming for:

    Artwork to hang in your company office.
    An LCD TV.
    Your weekly shop provided that you are staying away from home.
    Decorating your spare bedroom / home office.
    Furniture.
    And don't forget a ride-on mower for your company.




    hth
    Ummmm, yes, I have recently claimed an CD tv. I actually find it useful as a monitor for the PC so it has a double benefit, but obviously I'd only mention the business use of it as a monitor to HMRC.

    I claim the rent where I live as it's away from home, but only claim meals out in the evenings, not the weekly shop fi I cook at home and if I date in teh evenings, I only claim half of the bill.

    I also claimed the cost of decorating the home office already thanks along with just the essentials - table, chair and printer. I don't claim any bills for my main house though which maybe I am missing out on.

    There's laods of little things like the Tom, Tom, part fo teh cars major service recently as the 80p per mile fuel I claim doesn't really cover such things, but these are fdairly minor. I'm looking for large items that you guys claim.

    I always say that if I'm paying tax, I aint claiming enough expenses :-)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    "I want the truth"
    "You can't handle the truth"

    HMRC- "Mr Faqqer your voice sounds remarkably like Jack Nicholson"



    HMRC release podcasts - how am I meant to listen to their valuable advice without an MP3 player?

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I claimed my last MP3 player.

    I use it to record the contentious meetings on projects, so that I have an accurate record of who said exactly what. There are a few good ones recorded from this project if HMRC come calling.
    "I want the truth"
    "You can't handle the truth"

    HMRC- "Mr Faqqer your voice sounds remarkably like Jack Nicholson"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    You missed the ipod
    I claimed my last MP3 player.

    I use it to record the contentious meetings on projects, so that I have an accurate record of who said exactly what. There are a few good ones recorded from this project if HMRC come calling.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    You could try claiming for:

    Artwork to hang in your company office.
    An LCD TV.
    Your weekly shop provided that you are staying away from home.
    Decorating your spare bedroom / home office.
    Furniture.
    And don't forget a ride-on mower for your company.
    You missed the ipod

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