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    #21
    Originally posted by Erik The VIking
    Yep, and I dont think much to her
    Nice edit!
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #22
      Its a 12 pinter last chance saloon at 02:59.

      See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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        #23
        Evan at 12 pints I think I would need to have been without lovin' for at least 6 months. Even then I might need a £20 spot for services rendered.
        my ferret is your ferret

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          #24
          TLG philosophy: If a woman does not come up to your standards................

          Lower your standards.

          This has worked well and TLG has had lots more sex than most of his contemporaries. Admitedly, most of it was with munters, but lots of it.

          NOTE: There are limits even to the depths TLG will sink, but he has never yet plumbed those depths.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #25
            she'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !

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              #26
              Originally posted by Andyw
              she'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !
              With all the anal fisting you do you must have an arse like a ragmans trumpet.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #27
                Originally posted by Andyw
                she'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !
                That's just put him right at the top of Her Majesty's Revenue Inspections List.
                It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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                  #28
                  Am already there !

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
                    Its a 12 pinter last chance saloon at 02:59.
                    That was definitely the case with my ex.

                    I just can’t figure out why it took so long for me to sober up.
                    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                    No matter how you try,
                    Goodbye cruel Labour,
                    Your end is nigh.

                    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by ferret
                      Evan at 12 pints I think I would need to have been without lovin' for at least 6 months. Even then I might need a £20 spot for services rendered.
                      And a couple of E's for good measure.

                      See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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