Originally posted by Erik The VIking
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Nice edit!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Evan at 12 pints I think I would need to have been without lovin' for at least 6 months. Even then I might need a £20 spot for services rendered.my ferret is your ferretComment
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TLG philosophy: If a woman does not come up to your standards................
Lower your standards.
This has worked well and TLG has had lots more sex than most of his contemporaries. Admitedly, most of it was with munters, but lots of it.
NOTE: There are limits even to the depths TLG will sink, but he has never yet plumbed those depths.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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With all the anal fisting you do you must have an arse like a ragmans trumpet.Originally posted by Andywshe'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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That's just put him right at the top of Her Majesty's Revenue Inspections List.Originally posted by Andywshe'd get an anal fisting ! thats about all !It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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That was definitely the case with my ex.Originally posted by Mr CrosbyIts a 12 pinter last chance saloon at 02:59.
I just can’t figure out why it took so long for me to sober up.
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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And a couple of E's for good measure.Originally posted by ferretEvan at 12 pints I think I would need to have been without lovin' for at least 6 months. Even then I might need a £20 spot for services rendered.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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