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The best bit of a man

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    The best bit of a man

    Something for your Friday.

    I enjoyed an entertaining hen night experience last weekend. During the procedings I joined a robust conversation on which parts of their men us ladies like the best.

    In a no means scientific analysis, it seems older ladies prefer sense of humour and personality type features whereas younger women prefer physical and endowment aspects.

    One surprising thing I heard was that hairy / hirsuite men are back in vogue (something about virility). Mr Smith, who is covered all over in thick hair (except his bottom), was delighted when I told him this as he drove me home.

    I must watch if he buys any new aftershave.

    #2
    Blimey, that took no time at all to end up in LR!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mrs Smith
      Something for your Friday.

      I enjoyed an entertaining hen night experience last weekend. During the procedings I joined a robust conversation on which parts of their men us ladies like the best.

      In a no means scientific analysis, it seems older ladies prefer sense of humour and personality type features whereas younger women prefer physical and endowment aspects.

      One surprising thing I heard was that hairy / hirsuite men are back in vogue (something about virility). Mr Smith, who is covered all over in thick hair (except his bottom), was delighted when I told him this as he drove me home.

      I must watch if he buys any new aftershave.

      Very light relief indeed ...
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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        #4
        I think i'm going to be sick !

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          #5
          I don't have a very hairy chest but do have a very hairy bottom and huge tufts on one shoulder like I started to turn into a werewolf but got stuck halfway. Will that do?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Peachy buns [sigh...]
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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