Originally posted by sasguru
I dont want thsi thread to go to light relief, I am looking for serious (and not so serious advice)
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Missed the stag and hen does as they were both mid week and I couldnt justify the time off (it would have been a 3 day hangover job if previous parties for these 2 are anything to go by).
I dont want thsi thread to go to light relief, I am looking for serious (and not so serious advice)I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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How strange, my friends are also celebrating not only their "wedding", but 10 years together.Originally posted by FleetwoodI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Don't accept drinks from anyone, that rohypnol is fast acting stuff (alledgedly).
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Do join in the sniffing of amyl nitrate - quick rush. Supposed to relax your ringpiece for ease of entry...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Is anyone going to give me any non stereotypical advice?
At straight weddings it is bad form to shag the bride at the reception and you are justified in punching someone for chatting up your missus. You are supposed to congratulate the bride and groom by manfully shaking hands with him and kissing her (gently on the cheek). You are supposed to admire the dress and tell the bridesmaids they look wonderful (even if they look like a moose). That sort of stuff.
What about gay weddings? There are bound to be "women in comfortable shoes" and men who are "good with colours". How am I supposed to know who is chatting the wife up, or worse, who is chatting me up. Is it safe to shag anyone (assuming the wife wont find out) and who can I punch?
Come on chaps (and chapesses) serious advice is needed. I only want to upset people I mean to upset.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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You need to watch some gay sex videos off the net.
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......cream pies.....Originally posted by sasguruSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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...sticky fingers.....Originally posted by n5goonerSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Can't be any worse than the rum punch they served at their last do, gave me a terrible sore arse and I can't remember a bloody thing!Originally posted by wobbegongDon't accept drinks from anyone, that rohypnol is fast acting stuff (alledgedly).
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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