Am I a perv?

[hyperD]

Couldn't believe my luck... just went over to the book shelf to pick up a reference book on .net when I glanced out of the open window and saw my neighbour's daughter (for the attention of the constabulary: mid 20's) lying back on a sunbed reading a book.

That was with her right hand. Her left hand happened to be stroking her bearded clam.

For some reason, I just couldn't find the book...and ended up with a crooked neck...

And yes, I know this thread needs photos... sigh...

I love the hot weather...

[DimPrawn]

Probably a good time to pop round and borrow a cup of sugar.

[lORD lUCAN]

Couldn't believe my luck... just went over to the book shelf to pick up a reference book on .net when I glanced out of the open window and saw my neighbour's daughter (for the attention of the constabulary: mid 20's) lying back on a sunbed reading a book.

That was with her right hand. Her left hand happened to be stroking her bearded clam.

For some reason, I just couldn't find the book...and ended up with a crooked neck...

And yes, I know this thread needs photos... sigh...

I love the hot weather...

You lucky bast*rd...

[Spartacus]

Have a w@nk on the curtains. You'll feel better for it.

[ladymuck]

Yes. Next..

[Francko]

Yes. Next..

Are you training yourself to be a w@nk-marathon judge?

[hyperD]

Yes. Next..

Next!?!?! I haven't even finished veneering the first set of curtains yet....!

[Phoenix]

Next!?!?! I haven't even finished veneering the first set of curtains yet....!

I suspect you've been in that house alone for far to long

[n5gooner]

well at least your not gay then are you!

[The Lone Gunman]

Never Mind That You Twat, Go And Get A Bloody Camera!!! Ffs