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    #11
    You'll never believe this. I was sunbathing in my garden this afternoon and feeling really horny. The guy next door (I think he's some sort of IT geek) wandered into his study and rummaging on his bookshelves for some punched cards or somthing. He isn't very good looking but the hot weather was making me feel frisky so as soon as he looked out of the window at me I started openly rubbing myself.

    He ducked down behind the windowsill trying to pretend he hadn't noticed. Do you think he is gay?

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      #12
      Curse Newton and his stupid laws: the sun has moved and so has she...



      I have a picture but no stoking the beaver unfortunately... any public/anon photo download areas?
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        Originally posted by hyperD
        Curse Newton and his stupid laws: the sun has moved and so has she...



        I have a picture but no stoking the beaver unfortunately... any public/anon photo download areas?
        I wouldnt post it unless you can doctor her to be unrecognisable. She may read this forum.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #14
          Originally posted by hyperD
          Curse Newton and his stupid laws: the sun has moved and so has she...



          I have a picture but no stoking the beaver unfortunately... any public/anon photo download areas?
          Stick it on photobucket and link from the post.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #15
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
            I wouldnt post it unless you can doctor her to be unrecognisable. She may read this forum.
            Good point LG, she's fucking fat and ugly enough to be in IT... I'll try PhotoBucket... it's not worth waiting for though...
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #16
              Originally posted by hyperD
              Curse Newton and his stupid laws: the sun has moved and so has she...



              I have a picture but no stoking the beaver unfortunately... any public/anon photo download areas?

              Please post whatever picture you have, asap.

              Try imageshack for uploading..

              www.imageshack.us

              cheers,

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                #17
                obviously wakadu is getting to the point of no return.. I mean it has been 30 seconds since he started reading this thread
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #18
                  There aint nothing like a voyeur pic.

                  Although the she's "fat and ugly..not worth waiting for" comment has killed the enthusiasm somewhat.

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                    #19
                    It's tulipe... it really is,... heavily pixilated and I missed the action, I wish I was perverted enough to have a camera attached to my head for emergencies such as this...but I missed the event.

                    You have been warned... and I don't want to see any "Disappointed" threads after this.

                    Even though you will.

                    Still, I'm bored...and I guess, a pervert...

                    http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...K/1b51d46f.jpg

                    I'm going to monitor the hit counter for a laugh...
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #20
                      not worth the wait

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