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**AtW** · 10 July 2006, 14:05

French method of playing football is more effective.

**MarillionFan** · 10 July 2006, 14:10

You can tell Zidane is not really of French descent as a Frenchman would have run off or lost the fight(unless to an Italian of course)

**stackpole** · 10 July 2006, 14:16

Originally posted by BlasterBates

You're lucky I haven't got my dynamite corset on.

**BobTheCrate** · 10 July 2006, 15:20

"Voulez vous l'missionary position - 'ow quaint."

**black joe** · 10 July 2006, 15:23

Originally posted by BlasterBates

I'm terribly sorry I was just bending down to tie my shoe laces.

You kunt. Short and sweet.

**Mordac** · 10 July 2006, 15:26

Yoooohooooo, Mods.....

**BlasterBates** · 10 July 2006, 15:36

Thankyou very much for your invitation to lick your a*se, but after careful consideration I have decided against it.

**black joe** · 10 July 2006, 15:37

Originally posted by Mordac

Yoooohooooo, Mods.....

**The Lone Gunman** · 10 July 2006, 15:43

Originally posted by zeitghost

There appear to be almost as many variations of joe, black and "." as there are Daleks...

Is there a link?

We should be told.

I think one of the Joe Black guises keeps getting banned. Not the good one who does such magnificent work with little films of bouncing breasts and stuff obviously.

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