Annoys the sh1t out of me

[Joe Black.]

There's always a catch...

I have a British Passport?

[The Lone Gunman]

I have a British Passport?

Everybody has got one of those. Actualy being British is a bit more difficult.

[Joe Black.]

Everybody has got one of those. Actualy being British is a bit more difficult.

It's fake?

[Clog II The Avenger]

And there is the car that tailgates you, overtakes and then slows down and turns left causing you to break.

The woman in the supermarket queue who waits until the cashier asks for money, only then she starts to look for her purse and eventually produces outdated vouchers and a club card as well.

[Ruprect]

Good one Clog - like its some alien concept that she's actually got to hand over money for the goods. makes me

Bar staff who don't keep track of who is next. I used to work in a bar and its not that hard to do; and you keep your customers happy.

[Ruprect]

And you've been following my mum haven't you?

Well who wouldn't? She is a looker

[davisc02]

And there is the car that tailgates you, overtakes and then slows down and turns left causing you to break.

The woman in the supermarket queue who waits until the cashier asks for money, only then she starts to look for her purse and eventually produces outdated vouchers and a club card as well.

Well funny, always has to give the exact feckin change even if it comes to £19.88

[Joe Black.]

How my g/f always goes to sleep straight after sex and never wants to hold me or 'talk'..

[Joe Black.]

Do you think she's trying to tell you something?

I don't know, I can't speak Filipino

[The Lone Gunman]

I don't know, I can't speak Filipino

You are funny, but you are getting very close to HHH territory there. Hows the back BTW.