I had a hernia operation last week and now my balls look like two large avocados (The black variety). Just thought you should know.
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Can you still touch yourself?
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I'm scared to in case the whole lot falls off. And my gf doesn't want to touch it either, despite the fact that it's been her fantasy to sleep with a black man?? Women..
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Your g/f sleeps with a black man and two black women, while you watch.We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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That could work. It's worth suggesting it to my gf. Although she broke my IPOD last time I suggested something like that (with her 17yr old sister). Is 17 legal?Comment
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It is legal and the fact that your IPOD is black is actually a sign from God nudging you in the direction of a black-on-white orgy.
It's your destiny, man. Don't fight it.We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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While you WATCH - fecking hellOriginally posted by FleetwoodYour g/f sleeps with a black man and two black women, while you watch.
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Something seriously amiss with your libido old chap.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Read the whole thread, BM.
He's afraid his nuts might fall off, so will have to settle for watching, and doing what the Sun refers to as "pleasuring himself" or "performing a sex act on himself" in voyeur mode.We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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Post a pic in 'test please delete'Originally posted by Joe Black.I had a hernia operation last week and now my balls look like two large avocados (The black variety). Just thought you should know.
Xeno in 'there has been a picture of just about everything else posted in it' modeRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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