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  • Joe Black.
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    Not going to photograph the plums. My Mum reckons I should put butter on them?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Post a pic in 'test please delete'

    Xeno in 'there has been a picture of just about everything else posted in it' mode
    No don't. I don't really have a yen to see JBs bruised plums. Really. Honestly

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Joe Black.
    I had a hernia operation last week and now my balls look like two large avocados (The black variety). Just thought you should know.
    Post a pic in 'test please delete'

    Xeno in 'there has been a picture of just about everything else posted in it' mode

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  • Fleetwood
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    Read the whole thread, BM.
    He's afraid his nuts might fall off, so will have to settle for watching, and doing what the Sun refers to as "pleasuring himself" or "performing a sex act on himself" in voyeur mode.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    Your g/f sleeps with a black man and two black women, while you watch.
    While you WATCH - fecking hell !

    Something seriously amiss with your libido old chap.

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  • Fleetwood
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    It is legal and the fact that your IPOD is black is actually a sign from God nudging you in the direction of a black-on-white orgy.
    It's your destiny, man. Don't fight it.

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  • Joe Black.
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    And ironically my IPOD is also black. It's a funny old world.

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  • Joe Black.
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    That could work. It's worth suggesting it to my gf. Although she broke my IPOD last time I suggested something like that (with her 17yr old sister). Is 17 legal?

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  • Fleetwood
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    Helpful suggestion

    Your g/f sleeps with a black man and two black women, while you watch.

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  • Joe Black.
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    I'm scared to in case the whole lot falls off. And my gf doesn't want to touch it either, despite the fact that it's been her fantasy to sleep with a black man?? Women..

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  • Fleetwood
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    Can you still touch yourself?

    F in "Get to the important bit" mode

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  • Joe Black.
    started a topic hernia op

    hernia op

    I had a hernia operation last week and now my balls look like two large avocados (The black variety). Just thought you should know.

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