Clippy counting

[Cliphead]

Counting...

[mudskipper]

Counting...

No spiders tonight? You polished off the bottle?

[Cliphead]

No spiders tonight? You polished off the bottle?

I employed a better cleaner and nicked some beer mats from the local for protection.

[mudskipper]

Sounds like a plan

[Cliphead]

Sounds like a plan

And bought Raid and evey variation of insect killer. Thing is they don't really work on spiders but slow them down enough to jump on.

I can deal with the wee ones after lots of alcohol, that's my excuse anyway.

[EternalOptimist]

you, you you and you, hold his legs down while I hit him

[Cliphead]

you, you you and you, hold his legs down while I hit him

[mudskipper]

And bought Raid and evey variation of insect killer. Thing is they don't really work on spiders but slow them down enough to jump on.

I can deal with the wee ones after lots of alcohol, that's my excuse anyway.

Had an unwelcome Huntsman when I was working down under. Huge fecker. Donned rubber gloves and coat, and tried to trap it under a spaghetti jar. Feck - it could move! Drank another bottle, smoked a bit, then called on very cute surfy dude neighbour to come and help. Everybody needs good neighbours!

[Cliphead]

Had an unwelcome Huntsman when I was working down under. Huge fecker. Donned rubber gloves and coat, and tried to trap it under a spaghetti jar. Feck - it could move! Drank another bottle, smoked a bit, then called on very cute surfy dude neighbour to come and help. Everybody needs good neighbours!

A shotgun, stuff the collateral damage. And then the stress therapy.

[norrahe]

I keep telling ya, get a cat!