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No spiders tonight? You polished off the bottle?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostCounting... -
I employed a better cleaner and nicked some beer mats from the local for protection.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNo spiders tonight? You polished off the bottle?Comment
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And bought Raid and evey variation of insect killer. Thing is they don't really work on spiders but slow them down enough to jump on.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSounds like a plan
I can deal with the wee ones after lots of alcohol, that's my excuse anyway.Comment
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you, you you and you, hold his legs down while I hit him
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou, you you and you, hold his legs down while I hit him

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Had an unwelcome Huntsman when I was working down under. Huge fecker. Donned rubber gloves and coat, and tried to trap it under a spaghetti jar. Feck - it could move! Drank another bottle, smoked a bit, then called on very cute surfy dude neighbour to come and help. Everybody needs good neighbours!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostAnd bought Raid and evey variation of insect killer. Thing is they don't really work on spiders but slow them down enough to jump on.
I can deal with the wee ones after lots of alcohol, that's my excuse anyway.Comment
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A shotgun, stuff the collateral damage. And then the stress therapy.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHad an unwelcome Huntsman when I was working down under. Huge fecker. Donned rubber gloves and coat, and tried to trap it under a spaghetti jar. Feck - it could move! Drank another bottle, smoked a bit, then called on very cute surfy dude neighbour to come and help. Everybody needs good neighbours!Comment
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I keep telling ya, get a cat!
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